This day in mustard history
Today I turned 18 so Pakistan exploded. Happens all the time.
It was so awesome. I got a used VHS copy of High School High, which I watched until I orgasmed. I got 15 minutes in.
All I really wanted, though, were dozens and dozens of expensive gifts. Was that asking so much?
It was still better than most days. Julia Roberts came to my house, so I kicked her in the neck. Then Kevin James came by and we drank Mountain Dew and watched Full House. Kevin James has that Olsen twin erection thing too, it seems, but for Mary-Kate. Eerie...
My party was cool, until, suddenly: NINJAS! Thousands of them! They were coming out of everything. Behind bookcases, out of the refridgerator, from under the bed. Three came out of my urethra! Fortunately Regnald VelJohnson was there and we used Steve Urkel's machine (the one that turned him into Stefan) to turn ourselves into ninjas. Reginald and I beat all the ninjas and then ate pizza and breadsticks.
It was so awesome. I got a used VHS copy of High School High, which I watched until I orgasmed. I got 15 minutes in.
All I really wanted, though, were dozens and dozens of expensive gifts. Was that asking so much?
It was still better than most days. Julia Roberts came to my house, so I kicked her in the neck. Then Kevin James came by and we drank Mountain Dew and watched Full House. Kevin James has that Olsen twin erection thing too, it seems, but for Mary-Kate. Eerie...
My party was cool, until, suddenly: NINJAS! Thousands of them! They were coming out of everything. Behind bookcases, out of the refridgerator, from under the bed. Three came out of my urethra! Fortunately Regnald VelJohnson was there and we used Steve Urkel's machine (the one that turned him into Stefan) to turn ourselves into ninjas. Reginald and I beat all the ninjas and then ate pizza and breadsticks.