Penis, hah!
Today I went to Six Flags: Great America where I rode the Raging bull 23 times. They have a short line for people with special passes and then another line for me that goes to my car up front. I spit into the faces of people behind me and then derailed the other cars with my penis. After that I set fire to the cotton candy stall by flexing my bicep.
It was cool, though, because the only person in the cotton candy stall at the time was the boy from Spy Kids in 3D, who I hate.
I was informed halfway into my ride on the ferris wheel that I was not actually riding a ferris wheel, but rather an obese man. Then I changed the music in the park by farting, just a little.
The real fun came when the Moon decided to attack the three story theater, but I was all "I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL!" and the Moon backed off.
Then I coughed so it started to rain so I left.
Exploding barrels ignited behind me as I walked out. Just because.
Later I reunited a Chinese couple using carrier pidgeons and masturbated to old episodes of Full House.
It was cool, though, because the only person in the cotton candy stall at the time was the boy from Spy Kids in 3D, who I hate.
I was informed halfway into my ride on the ferris wheel that I was not actually riding a ferris wheel, but rather an obese man. Then I changed the music in the park by farting, just a little.
The real fun came when the Moon decided to attack the three story theater, but I was all "I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL!" and the Moon backed off.
Then I coughed so it started to rain so I left.
Exploding barrels ignited behind me as I walked out. Just because.
Later I reunited a Chinese couple using carrier pidgeons and masturbated to old episodes of Full House.