i wonder if later i'll look back on this entry and be like "what the hell was i smoking!"
yeah and then after i ask that, i'll be like, oh yeah, NOTHING. i don't smoke or do drugs. i was just naturally crazy!
so i would just like to give a shoutout to ashley who is currently falling out of the emergency exit of a plane, but its okay because in her metaphorical bag of literary devices she has a parachute, so its all good. but this all started because i had a small metaphorical bag of metaphors from confederates that someone was going to ask me about late in the flight while we were landing which caused the fasten seat belt sign to be on which is why i had to have my metaphorical bag of metaphors under the seat in front of me because if i put it in the overhead bin i wouldnt have been able to get it because asking such a personal question could only be done into the late part of the flight and therefore we would have to be landing and the fasten seatbelt sign was on and i couldnt get my metaphorical bag of metaphors and other literary devices out of the overhead bin which is why i had to put it under the seat in front of me. i hope the other people in my english class have a larger metaphorical bag of literary devices so that i wont have to reveal mine to the class. this metaphorical bag contains very personal literary devices.
i would just like to let you all know that there is no point in trying to read this over and weed out the significance and symbolism in this paragraph, for there is none. there is no hidden meaning to my and ashley's nonsense. it is just entertaining and amusing. which both have very similar meanings.
and the type of car, it was a dodge. which i thought was pretty funny and ironic.
so i would just like to give a shoutout to ashley who is currently falling out of the emergency exit of a plane, but its okay because in her metaphorical bag of literary devices she has a parachute, so its all good. but this all started because i had a small metaphorical bag of metaphors from confederates that someone was going to ask me about late in the flight while we were landing which caused the fasten seat belt sign to be on which is why i had to have my metaphorical bag of metaphors under the seat in front of me because if i put it in the overhead bin i wouldnt have been able to get it because asking such a personal question could only be done into the late part of the flight and therefore we would have to be landing and the fasten seatbelt sign was on and i couldnt get my metaphorical bag of metaphors and other literary devices out of the overhead bin which is why i had to put it under the seat in front of me. i hope the other people in my english class have a larger metaphorical bag of literary devices so that i wont have to reveal mine to the class. this metaphorical bag contains very personal literary devices.
i would just like to let you all know that there is no point in trying to read this over and weed out the significance and symbolism in this paragraph, for there is none. there is no hidden meaning to my and ashley's nonsense. it is just entertaining and amusing. which both have very similar meanings.
and the type of car, it was a dodge. which i thought was pretty funny and ironic.