Oh mom...
Today is my moms 50th birthday. Now mind you my 30th was less than 2 weeks ago and it passed with me getting a happy bday text which I was just fine with (though for the past few years I have either taken her on a spa day, cooked dinner, sent flowers, etc) but no biggie I don't care what other people do or do not for my bday. I have Josh who spoils me rotten and I am just so utterly blessed so a simple text will do just fine.
So today I'd her bday. Stepdad asked me to plan a surprise bday dinner at a nice Scottsdale restaurant - done and check. It's a surprise and people will be there waiting. I get it- I don't like surprises either as it makes me feel people are ignoring my day but...
At about 1 pm she sent my brother, sister and I a text of a picture: a gun, Prozac and tons of alcohol bottles that said "Happy birthday to me" What.the.f&ck?!?
Come on. Of course I text stepdad and he's like "were having a great time!". See I wouldn't have gone with the surprise but my aunt flew in this morning and was waiting on her doorstep and I had been in contact with her about that surprise and she said she would "keep her busy" all day. So I mean people flew in to see you for your bday! I only got a text on mine, I always get the shaft but I would never send a photo like that to my kids. And who the f&ck bought my mom a gun?!
Off to get ready to throw a fancy surprise party and give a nice Pandora bracelet to my psycho mom...
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