#1
T: Hindi ko na i-check yung sub-y-rc.

L: Ano???

Not alot of people are expected to get this. :/

#2
[talking about anti-virus software]

A: You should try AVG.

L: What?

A: A-V-G. Alpha. Veta. Gamma.

L: HUWATT??!

Bwahahaha.