True Stories about Dating an Asian Girl
Austin: (excitedly) I bought a rice strainer! Now I can use it to rinse my rice before I cook it!
Jane: (Confused) Oh? How did you rinse your rice before?
Austin: ...I didn't.
Jane: (Looks at me as if I am a barbarian, fresh out of the wastes and incapable of speaking all but monosyllabic words) But... (laughs nervously) That's wrong.