Aug 04, 2015 12:13
A group of three people in their early to mid twenties, clearly friends, huddle around a table at a coffee shop. Clearly they've been conversing for a while, but only recently has the conversation switched to the topic of their friend Clive.
Man: I just don't know about Clive sometimes...
Woman1: What do you mean, what's not to like about Clive?
Man: He's an alright guy, I guess... but sometimes just starts crying at the weirdest things...
The setting changes to the interior of a dark apartment Clive sits on his couch, and while the television isn't visible, the changing light reflecting off of the wall behind him definitely implies that it's on. He appears to be crying quite heavily.
Clive: (Sobbing) Schlitz veitz to you too, David! (Further crying noises) Schlitz veitz to you too...
We return to the coffee shop, where it's not clear that everyone has been thinking about Man's previous statement.
Woman1: ...yeah.
All three nod in awkward agreement
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