i just made a bunch of money for posing nekkid in an art class. how do you like them apples?

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tim, i wish you'd been born a girl, so i could be your boyfriend.

milla jovovich is so effing hot. especially when she kicks people.

i am sick of my life and don't know what to do. any suggestions?

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it's job gettin' time.
i feel like dog walking may be the easiest, most lucrative, best houred job in the entire world. I have an interview on monday. and like my friend sara whitehead says, if you've got the interview, you're already qualified. You've only got to wow them with your charm and wit.
here's to that.

Tonight, at my bar, there's a burlesque show. I don't know exactly how it's supposed to go. The couple shows I've been to have been in a theatre-type setting, with rows and bad lighting. I decided that something a little different should be in effect, so I set everything up myself ( Read more... )

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My girlfriend and I decided a long time ago that it was cool for us to sleep with other girls together. Hooked yet? This is strictly a Chicago phenomenon for us, right now, but we're hoping to expand to new and uncharted territories, like maybe Canada or Minnesota. In our pursuit of the elusive tail, we got this job working at a bar. We threw ( Read more... )

I just woke up from a bad dream. I don't even remember what it was, but I woke up incredibly sad ( Read more... )

me and kara did the queen of metropolis last night. It was cool to be with someone who was a real lesbian instead of a bi-curious "don't reallly know how to lick or do anything" kind of girl ( Read more... )