She-bop.
iVillage cares about your sex life.
Now, while I can appreciate the fact that they've dedicated an entire section of their website to flipping the switch, I have to ask...there are women who need instructions? Really. That strikes me as so strange. And it brings up all kinds of things about women, not as a rule, but seemingly in general being more sexually constrained than men. No guy, ever, has said anything to me about having to "learn how" to strike the match. They just reach an age when instinct kicks in. (What, you've never talked to your guy friends about tossing the sauce?) I figured that's how it worked with girls as well, though women are far less inclined to ever say anything about hiking the canyon. Some deny doing it outright, but I don't believe for a second that anyone's never done it. Or never at least gave it a shot, seeing as gilding the lily is supposedly easier said than done for some. I never thought of it as being any different for girls than it was for boys (aside from the mechanics, obviously), but evidently that's not been the experience of the vast majority of women. How odd.
While on the subject, I find it utterly delighful that everybody mentions Billie Joe's performance art in concert reviews. Some even dedicate an entire section of a write-up to it. I love that. First of all, the fact that he does it in the first place, and secondly, the fact that we all so thoroughly enjoy it. Sick and happy? You're damn right.
khohen1 and I once agreed that no kind of adjusting the antenna is even remotely sexy. Ever. We've since been proven wrong not once, but several times over in various instances. It's not so much the actual act of, but the vocalizations that come go with it. And of course, it all depends on whom it is checking the oil.
So, was the point of this post ultimately just an excuse to use more goofy masturbation euphemisms than you can *cough* shake a stick at?
Yes. Yes, it was.
LJ Interests meme results
Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.
The end.
Now, while I can appreciate the fact that they've dedicated an entire section of their website to flipping the switch, I have to ask...there are women who need instructions? Really. That strikes me as so strange. And it brings up all kinds of things about women, not as a rule, but seemingly in general being more sexually constrained than men. No guy, ever, has said anything to me about having to "learn how" to strike the match. They just reach an age when instinct kicks in. (What, you've never talked to your guy friends about tossing the sauce?) I figured that's how it worked with girls as well, though women are far less inclined to ever say anything about hiking the canyon. Some deny doing it outright, but I don't believe for a second that anyone's never done it. Or never at least gave it a shot, seeing as gilding the lily is supposedly easier said than done for some. I never thought of it as being any different for girls than it was for boys (aside from the mechanics, obviously), but evidently that's not been the experience of the vast majority of women. How odd.
While on the subject, I find it utterly delighful that everybody mentions Billie Joe's performance art in concert reviews. Some even dedicate an entire section of a write-up to it. I love that. First of all, the fact that he does it in the first place, and secondly, the fact that we all so thoroughly enjoy it. Sick and happy? You're damn right.
khohen1 and I once agreed that no kind of adjusting the antenna is even remotely sexy. Ever. We've since been proven wrong not once, but several times over in various instances. It's not so much the actual act of, but the vocalizations that come go with it. And of course, it all depends on whom it is checking the oil.
So, was the point of this post ultimately just an excuse to use more goofy masturbation euphemisms than you can *cough* shake a stick at?
Yes. Yes, it was.
LJ Interests meme results
- being unabashedly lame:
I'm dorktastic to the highest degree. I can't even fake being "cool". I gave up trying a long, long time ago. I revel in my dorky grandeur. - casting devious stares:
Because mentally shagging someone is damned good fun. - david wain:
Clever. Funny. Glasses. Suit and tie. Waino = sex. You know you want him. Okay, I know I do. - green day:
If you need this explained to you, get the hell out of my journal right now. - innuendo:
There's no better way to say something completely filthy than with subtle wordplay. (Or goofy euphemisms.) - kids in the hall:
Greatest sketch comedy ever. Dave, Brucio, Kev, Mark and Scotty are my second set of boys. Love them to pieces. Pieces, I say! - conanfatuation:
The best word ever invented, courtesy of the brilliant khohen1. I adore Conan, but I also want to pounce on him and shag him into oblivion. - rocko's modern life:
The single best animated TV show ever made. - striped socks:
Who doesn't love striped socks? I don't wear any other kind. - the smashing pumpkins:
Melodramatic, depressing, grand and gorgeous. The Pumpkins weren't afraid to make music on an epic scale. Even if it did totally bum you right out. Billy Corgan, you lovable little nihilist, you.
Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.
The end.