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"I'm sorry, sir, we can't prescribe a medication for your obvious psychological disorder because a name hasn't been assigned to it yet. It should be out in the next revision of the DSM though, so just hang tight and we'll soon be in business. In the meantime here's a catalog of drugs for SIMILAR disorders that you might want to browse through. After all, you COULD always have one of those. I mean, are you SURE you haven't been seeing things that weren't there? Really sure? What if I were to tell you that you aren't standing here, right now, talking to me? Sir?"