you don't know

[spoo_knows]

That's spoo_knows as in you don't. That's right. No you don't. No, really. As in I've decided mt is not leaving. This I know, not you, except now that I have told you. Hamilton is wayyyy better than England, anyway. Trust me, I'm a Victorianist. In England they're all like, "I wear jumpers" and "don't say fanny!" and "let's go the pump room" whereas here they're all like "let's go to the babymamamall" and "I smell sulfur" and "why is my face gritty after I run outside?" 'Nough said.

I am suddenly aware that I have not exactly made Hamilton sound wonderful.

I'm still sayin' fanny when I come to visit.