My Favorite Kinks: a Pervy Song Parody

[spockaholic]

Title: My Favorite Kinks
Author: Spockaholic
Category: poetry/song parody
Fandom; Star Trek
Universe/Series: TOS, Reboot
Rating: M
Relationship Status: established
Warnings: explicit content, NSFW
Summary: A raunchy song parody that celebrates my love of K/S smut


Kissing with fingers and purring like kittens

Chest hair as fuzzy as warm woolen mittens

Doubled-ridged packages tied with cock rings

These are a few of my favorite kinks

Green colored winkies on cute chibi doodles

Bondage and roleplay and humping like poodles

Captains that cry with their moons on big dinks

These are a few of my favorite kinks

Vulcans in Plak Tow with dark purple sashes

Prostates that tingle in tight human asses

Buttsex that wears out the box mattress springs

These are a few of my favorite kinks

When my muse bites

When review sting

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite kinks

And then I don't feel so bad