One more pain in the ass? Gone. Course it's been replaced by fucking bitch ass vampires, but when is the Barge ever dull? I really don't get how any of you cunts can be so whiny and actually claim to be bored.

[Private to the MasterWe should set the Infirmary on fire or something just as fuckin' fun. Replace the blood with Kool-Aide or some shit ( Read more... )

Who the FUCK was the asshole who stabbed me in Port? I swear I'll fucking scalp you!! That's it, I want off this piece of shit, I want off and I want some fucking justice, goddamnit, I didn't do shit this time, Rayne, you hear me? Didn't.Do.SHIT! I need to visit Pavi, okay? Mother May I, please?{ And then Baby loses her temper further and is no ( Read more... )

Did no one think to do their laundry this week?

And who's the fucker who took over Aaron's room?

(( No one volunteered, but she's behaving as though she switched the bleach and detergent anyway. :D And Nick Naylor would be the one in Aaron's former room. ))

[ PRIVATE TO RALPH ]

Ralphie, sweetie, can I borrow you for a minute?

(( This is written after Master publically asks Kahlan on a "date" to the kitchen. All players involved have granted permission for what is to ensue. ))

Not my fault the Wardens all scatter like roaches.

Not my fault y'all don't have the stomach, either.

Deal.

Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?

[ Private to Aaron, the Master, and Two-Face ( Read more... )

[Private to the Master]

We need to team up. This whole food thing is bullshit and it's only going to get worse and you fucking know it.

Weeeee! I feel like getting dressed up and signing on the piano! I miss the Christmas tree we sometimes threw up back home, but the one I saw in the common room was really pretty!