JO'S CLASSIFIEDS

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HEY EVERYONE! I KNOW I'VE BEEN SCARCE LATELY BUT I WAS HELPING A FRIEND CLEAR OUT HIS BASEMENT AFTER IT WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED BY A POLTERGEIST. IT'S BEEN TAKEN CARE OF BUT HE JUST DOESN'T WANT THE HOUSE ANY MORE BECAUSE OF THE BAD MEMORIES IT BRINGS. HE ALSO GAVE ME SOMETHINGS THAT HE THOUGHT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE A GOOD HOME TO.





MAYBE FOR MARY OR BECKY, BUT YOU TWO ARE ALREADY SEXY.



TONS OF SILLY STRING. I FORSEE A BATTLE SOMETIME SOON! OR, MEG.... ;)



ONE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH CANS OF URANIUM ORE!



AGAIN MARY OR BECKY THESE COULD COME IN HANDY FOR BATH TIME FOR YOUR LITTLE ONES.



PORTRAIT OF OUR 16TH PRESIDENT. CAN'T GET ANY COOLER THAN THAT!



LUCIFER, IF FOUND THIS ONE OF YOU. QUITE STUNNING!



SHRUNKEN HEADS, 'NUFF SAID!



TRANSFORMERS AND TEQUILA, TWO OF THE MOST AWESOME THINGS EVER!



EVEN PUMPKINS ARE TRYING TO GET YOUR SOUL!



SO, SAM... INTERESTED IN THIS MOVIE?



I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ROBOTS, BUT I'M TOLD THIS ONE WILL COUNT YOUR MONEY FOR YOU.



APPARENTLY THE ENTIRE STATE IS AVAILABLE, NOT JUST THIS PHOTO OF IT.



HERE'S A NEVER BEEN USED BEFORE BONG!



WHAT BETTER WAY TO HIDE YOUR DRUGS THEN IN MR. POTATO HEAD'S ASS?



THIS IS GORGEOUS, I JUST MIGHT KEEP IT FOR MYSELF!

THE I DON'T EVEN KNOW SECTION...
















CAS... WHAT???

I WAS THINKING I COULD MAKE THIS A WEEKLY THING. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING AND ARE HAVING TROUBLE, LET ME KNOW, AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND IT FOR YOU!