ANDY AND AVA'S AWESOME ROADTRIP
ANDY AND I ARE BACK FROM OUR ROAD TRIP. OMG, WE HAD THE MOST AMAZING TIME YOU GUYS. WE TOOK A LOT OF YOUR SUGGESTIONS FOR PLACES TO VISIT, SO THANKS!!!!
FIRST, WE WENT TO THE GRAND CANYON. IT WAS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL AND EPIC. WE SPENT THE DAY HORSEBACK-RIDING AND CAPTURING THE BREATH TAKING VIEWS. AND HAVING HOT HOT SEX AT SUNSET OVERLOOKING THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SCENE EVER WE ALSO READ A FEW OF ANDY'S PHILOSOPHY BOOKS. A PLACE SO IMMENSE REALLY BRINGS OUT THE EXISTENTIAL PONDERING. JUST A TIP THOUGH - WHILE POT MAY MAKE THE SCENERY THAT MUCH MORE SPECTACULAR, IT ALSO MAKES YOU THAT MUCH MORE PARANOID ABOUT FALLING OVER CLIFFS.
Andy unfortunately spent a lot of the day worried about all the drama that went on here (orgy aftermath and all), because he's just so sweet and caring like that, and I maybe freaked out that night about hypothetical *waaaay future* baby issues, but everything was wonderful anyway.
THE NEXT DAY WE TRAVELED TO CALIFORNIA. FIRST WE HIT UP BIG SUR FOR THE SPECTACULAR BEACHES. SOOOOO MUCH PRETTY YOU GUYS. I KIND OF WANT TO MOVE TO THE CALI COAST NOW.
WE SPENT A LOT OF THE DAY LIKE THIS.
AND THERE WERE DOLPHINS THERE! AND IT SEEMS THAT ANDY'S POWERS WORK ON ANIMALS TOO, BECAUSE HE WAS ABLE TO CONVINCE A FEW TO LET US SWIM WITH THEM! (He made me promise to tell you all that he didn't use his powers too much though. It was all in moderation and for the sake of good[times]).
THEY WERE SUCH SWEET ANIMALS. I NAMED THOSE TWO ANDY AND DEAN. BECAUSE THEY WERE SO MUCH FUN TO RIDE.
PS - CALIFORNIA HAS SOME VERY STRONG GREEN.
AFTER A FEW DAYS OF BEAUTY AND TRANQUILITY, WE WENT OFF TO HOLLYWOOD. AND WE BOTH HIT IT BIG! (Andy's powers may have helped with that too, but I can neither confirm nor deny). ANDY SHOT THIS WEIRD BUT TOTALLY AWESOME INDIE SHORT. IT'S ALREADY GETTING AMAZING BUZZ.
AND I GOT TO ACT OPPOSITE CLIVE OWEN. THAT MAN IS SOOOOO SWOON WORTHY. WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PICK UP SOUVENIRS, BUT I PROMISE I WILL TOTALLY TAKE YOU ALL TO THE PREMIERE, AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE NO SHENANIGANS.
(That is totally me, fyi. They just did exceptional make-up and I kinda look like Jeniffer Aniston)
I ACTUALLY HAVE A B.A. IN ACTING/THEATRE. BUT YOU KNOW, THERE WEREN'T SO MANY ACTING OPPORTUNITIES IN PEORIA, WHICH IS WHERE I LIVED WITH MY FIANCÉ ONCE UPON A TIME, SO THE SECRETARY THING JUST KIND OF STUCK. BUT MAYBE THIS WILL BE MY GRAND ENTRANCE INTO STARDOM!!!!
SPEAKING OF SHENANIGANS, WE RAN INTO A BIT OF TROUBLE ON OUR WAY BACK. WE WERE GRABBING A BITE AND THIS TEENAGER CAME UP TO US AND ASKED TO BORROW SOME CHANGE.
THEN WE NOTICED THIS:
WHAT THE HELL! A DEMON?!?! HOLY CRAP WE CAN'T EVEN ENJOY A DAMN ROMANTIC ROAD TRIP AWAY FROM ALL OF YOU GUYS WITHOUT GETTING APPROACHED BY A DEMON?!?! I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS A RANDOM ENCOUNTER OR NOT. HE DIDN'T SEEM VERY FRIENDLY, WAS BORDERING ON AGGRESSIVE, SO I DIDN'T WAIT AROUND TO FIND OUT. THANKS TO MY POWERS I WAS ABLE TO COMMAND THE DEMON TO LEAVE THE POOR KID ALONE AND GO BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM. ANDY THEN CONVINCED THE KID HE WAS NEVER ACTUALLY POSSESSED. SOOOO, CRISIS AVERTED. BUT SERIOUSLY?!?! WE WERE NOT PLEASED.
HOWEVER, WE LEFT THAT UNPLEASANTRY BEHIND FOR THE MOST ADORABLE ADORABLENESS EVER. ANDY AND I DECIDED TO ADOPT!!!! CATS, THAT IS.
THIS IS MY LITTLE GUY. HIS NAME IS Q, BECAUSE HE HAS SUCH A QUESTIONING LOOK ON HIS FACE. AND IS A TOTAL Q-TIE. (cutie, get it?!?!)
HE'S STILL LIKE, THE TEENSIEST TINY THING EVER.
AND THIS IS ANDY'S CAT. SHE'S SO DEAR AND SWEET. HER NAME IS CLEA, SHORT FOR THE GREAT FEMALE PHILOSOPHER ARISTOCLEA.
SHE AND Q HAVE ONLY KNOWN EACHOTHER A FEW HOURS, AND THEY'VE ALREADY BECOME BFFS.
HOPE YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET INTO TOO MUCH TROUBLE WHILE WE WERE GONE!
FIRST, WE WENT TO THE GRAND CANYON. IT WAS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL AND EPIC. WE SPENT THE DAY HORSEBACK-RIDING AND CAPTURING THE BREATH TAKING VIEWS. AND HAVING HOT HOT SEX AT SUNSET OVERLOOKING THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SCENE EVER WE ALSO READ A FEW OF ANDY'S PHILOSOPHY BOOKS. A PLACE SO IMMENSE REALLY BRINGS OUT THE EXISTENTIAL PONDERING. JUST A TIP THOUGH - WHILE POT MAY MAKE THE SCENERY THAT MUCH MORE SPECTACULAR, IT ALSO MAKES YOU THAT MUCH MORE PARANOID ABOUT FALLING OVER CLIFFS.
Andy unfortunately spent a lot of the day worried about all the drama that went on here (orgy aftermath and all), because he's just so sweet and caring like that, and I maybe freaked out that night about hypothetical *waaaay future* baby issues, but everything was wonderful anyway.
THE NEXT DAY WE TRAVELED TO CALIFORNIA. FIRST WE HIT UP BIG SUR FOR THE SPECTACULAR BEACHES. SOOOOO MUCH PRETTY YOU GUYS. I KIND OF WANT TO MOVE TO THE CALI COAST NOW.
WE SPENT A LOT OF THE DAY LIKE THIS.
AND THERE WERE DOLPHINS THERE! AND IT SEEMS THAT ANDY'S POWERS WORK ON ANIMALS TOO, BECAUSE HE WAS ABLE TO CONVINCE A FEW TO LET US SWIM WITH THEM! (He made me promise to tell you all that he didn't use his powers too much though. It was all in moderation and for the sake of good[times]).
THEY WERE SUCH SWEET ANIMALS. I NAMED THOSE TWO ANDY AND DEAN. BECAUSE THEY WERE SO MUCH FUN TO RIDE.
PS - CALIFORNIA HAS SOME VERY STRONG GREEN.
AFTER A FEW DAYS OF BEAUTY AND TRANQUILITY, WE WENT OFF TO HOLLYWOOD. AND WE BOTH HIT IT BIG! (Andy's powers may have helped with that too, but I can neither confirm nor deny). ANDY SHOT THIS WEIRD BUT TOTALLY AWESOME INDIE SHORT. IT'S ALREADY GETTING AMAZING BUZZ.
AND I GOT TO ACT OPPOSITE CLIVE OWEN. THAT MAN IS SOOOOO SWOON WORTHY. WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PICK UP SOUVENIRS, BUT I PROMISE I WILL TOTALLY TAKE YOU ALL TO THE PREMIERE, AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE NO SHENANIGANS.
(That is totally me, fyi. They just did exceptional make-up and I kinda look like Jeniffer Aniston)
I ACTUALLY HAVE A B.A. IN ACTING/THEATRE. BUT YOU KNOW, THERE WEREN'T SO MANY ACTING OPPORTUNITIES IN PEORIA, WHICH IS WHERE I LIVED WITH MY FIANCÉ ONCE UPON A TIME, SO THE SECRETARY THING JUST KIND OF STUCK. BUT MAYBE THIS WILL BE MY GRAND ENTRANCE INTO STARDOM!!!!
SPEAKING OF SHENANIGANS, WE RAN INTO A BIT OF TROUBLE ON OUR WAY BACK. WE WERE GRABBING A BITE AND THIS TEENAGER CAME UP TO US AND ASKED TO BORROW SOME CHANGE.
THEN WE NOTICED THIS:
WHAT THE HELL! A DEMON?!?! HOLY CRAP WE CAN'T EVEN ENJOY A DAMN ROMANTIC ROAD TRIP AWAY FROM ALL OF YOU GUYS WITHOUT GETTING APPROACHED BY A DEMON?!?! I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS A RANDOM ENCOUNTER OR NOT. HE DIDN'T SEEM VERY FRIENDLY, WAS BORDERING ON AGGRESSIVE, SO I DIDN'T WAIT AROUND TO FIND OUT. THANKS TO MY POWERS I WAS ABLE TO COMMAND THE DEMON TO LEAVE THE POOR KID ALONE AND GO BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM. ANDY THEN CONVINCED THE KID HE WAS NEVER ACTUALLY POSSESSED. SOOOO, CRISIS AVERTED. BUT SERIOUSLY?!?! WE WERE NOT PLEASED.
HOWEVER, WE LEFT THAT UNPLEASANTRY BEHIND FOR THE MOST ADORABLE ADORABLENESS EVER. ANDY AND I DECIDED TO ADOPT!!!! CATS, THAT IS.
THIS IS MY LITTLE GUY. HIS NAME IS Q, BECAUSE HE HAS SUCH A QUESTIONING LOOK ON HIS FACE. AND IS A TOTAL Q-TIE. (cutie, get it?!?!)
HE'S STILL LIKE, THE TEENSIEST TINY THING EVER.
AND THIS IS ANDY'S CAT. SHE'S SO DEAR AND SWEET. HER NAME IS CLEA, SHORT FOR THE GREAT FEMALE PHILOSOPHER ARISTOCLEA.
SHE AND Q HAVE ONLY KNOWN EACHOTHER A FEW HOURS, AND THEY'VE ALREADY BECOME BFFS.
HOPE YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET INTO TOO MUCH TROUBLE WHILE WE WERE GONE!