DEATH'S DIARY
DAY 5,967,392. STILL NOT KING.
OKAY, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. IT SEEMS WHILE I WAS AWAY, MY IDIOT SECOND-IN-COMMAND STARTED LETTING PEOPLE COME BACK TO LIFE ALL OVER THE PLACE. AND NOT THE FUN ZOMBIE KIND OF LIFE, BUT ACTUAL LEGITIMATE REVIVIFICATION. THAT'S BEEN TAKEN CARE OF, THOUGH, NOT TO WORRY. AND I'VE DECIDED TO LET EVERYONE WHO GOT OUT STAY OUT, BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO TO WORRY ABOUT COLLECTING EVERYBODY ALL OVER AGAIN.
I'LL GET MY HANDS ON YOU SOON ENOUGH.
TO WHOEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO LOCK ME IN HELL: I WILL FIND YOU. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED.
ALSO, HAS ANYONE SEEN PESTILENCE RECENTLY? HE NEEDS TO GET HIS ASS GOING, ALREADY - I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE FOURTH ONE OUT, WHICH MEANS I CAN'T ANNIHILATE THE WORLD DO ALL THAT MUCH UNTIL HE SHOWS.
NOW. I HAVE CRISES DEMANDING MY ATTENTION. CATCH YOU ALL LATER.
OKAY, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. IT SEEMS WHILE I WAS AWAY, MY IDIOT SECOND-IN-COMMAND STARTED LETTING PEOPLE COME BACK TO LIFE ALL OVER THE PLACE. AND NOT THE FUN ZOMBIE KIND OF LIFE, BUT ACTUAL LEGITIMATE REVIVIFICATION. THAT'S BEEN TAKEN CARE OF, THOUGH, NOT TO WORRY. AND I'VE DECIDED TO LET EVERYONE WHO GOT OUT STAY OUT, BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO TO WORRY ABOUT COLLECTING EVERYBODY ALL OVER AGAIN.
I'LL GET MY HANDS ON YOU SOON ENOUGH.
TO WHOEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO LOCK ME IN HELL: I WILL FIND YOU. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED.
ALSO, HAS ANYONE SEEN PESTILENCE RECENTLY? HE NEEDS TO GET HIS ASS GOING, ALREADY - I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE FOURTH ONE OUT, WHICH MEANS I CAN'T ANNIHILATE THE WORLD DO ALL THAT MUCH UNTIL HE SHOWS.
NOW. I HAVE CRISES DEMANDING MY ATTENTION. CATCH YOU ALL LATER.