HERE IS A LITTLE STORY ABOUT MYSELF...

Feb 25, 2010 22:54

HELLO ALL, I THOUGHT THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HEAR A STORY FROM A MUCH MORE VALID AND RESPECTABLE SOURCE THAN THE OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION OF REBECCA OR THE PROPHECIES OF CHARLES: THE BIBLE.

THIS IS A STORY THAT CONCERNS MYSELF, SINCE EVERYONE ELSE IS SAYING A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THEMSELVES HERE.  HERE IS A LITTLE EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK OF ENOCH, WHICH SOME CONSIDER TO BE APOCRYPHAL, BUT WHICH IS FAR FROM IT.  THE STORY CONCERNS HOW I PWNED THAT VILE DEMON AZAZEL, KNOWN TO SOME OF YOU AS "YELLOW EYES" BACK IN THE DAY:

"And again the Lord said to Raphael: 'Bind Azazel hand and foot, and cast him into the darkness: and make an opening in the desert, which is in Dudael, and cast him therein. And place upon him rough and jagged rocks, and cover him with darkness, and let him abide there for ever, and cover his face that he may not see light. And on the day of the great judgment he shall be cast into the fire." (Enoch 10:5-7)

THIS WAS ALMOST AS FUN AS WHEN I GOT TO SMITE CASTIEL.  SADLY ONCE OUR FATHER DISAPPEARED AND WE DECIDED TO BEGIN THE APOCALYPSE, WE NEEDED AZAZEL UNBOUND SO THAT HE COULD WORK TOWARDS FREEING LUCIFER.  IT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED THOUGH, AND MICHAEL'S VESSEL MANAGED TO PUNISH HIM ANYWAY....AND ONCE OUR APOCALYPSE SUCCEEDS AZAZEL WILL BE CAST INTO THE FIRE AS OUR FATHER ONCE FORETOLD...

BECAUSE EVERYTHING COMES TO PASS AS IT IS FORETOLD....ARE YOU LISTENING, DEAN AND SAMUEL?

just say yes already, archangel to the rescue, raphael is a teenage mutant ninja angel

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