BELLA REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PICK ME OVER THE POPSICLE

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1. EXHIBIT A:



2. EXHIBIT B:

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VAMPS ARE DICKS. AND I'M NOT. EDWARD IS A LYING LIAR WHO LIES. AND ALSO PUTS OIL ON YOUR WINDOW SO IT WOULDNT SQUEAK WHEN HE OPENS IT TO CREEP ON YOU.

3. I AM NOT A CREEPER K. ILU. KTHNXBAI.

4. THESE ARE FOR YOU.


I DONT THINK HE EVER GAVE YOU ANY. ONLY TOOK YOU TO THAT STUPID MEADOW.

SO DATE?