HEAVEN KINDA SUCKS
SO I VISITED PESTI IN HEAVEN :|
WHEN I FIRST GOT THERE, I WAS GREETED IMMEDIATELY BY A GROUP OF CHERUBS WHO LED ME BY UNICORN TO MY DAD.
HE WAS SWEETLY EXCITED TO SEE ME, AND APPARENTLY HE HAD AN ~ITINERARY PLANNED WTF.
FIRST UP? THE ANGELIC CHOIRS. APPARENTLY THEY'D KNOWN I WAS COMING UP AND PERFORMED A SPECIAL SONG FOR THE OCCASION.
IT WAS AS WEIRD AS IT SOUNDS. AND IT DIDN'T END WELL BECAUSE PESTI PULLED OUT A RIFLE TO TRY AND KILL THE CHOIR.
WHEN HE PULLED THE TRIGGER, THOUGH, ALL THAT CAME OUT WAS A BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW. AND THEN IT TURNED INTO A DOUBLE RAINBOW, ALL THE WAY.
SO I GUESS THAT'S NICE.
NEXT UP WAS DINNER AND A SHOW. WE HAD BREAD AND WINE NOT A FILLING MEAL, HEAVEN, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, AND UH... THEY PRETTY MUCH ACTED OUT THE BIBLE FOR US. THEY STARTED WITH THE CREATION OF THE WORLD AND GOT ALL THE WAY TO HOW JESUS CHRIST BECAME A SUPERSTAR.
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I PEACED OUT EARLY, CAN YOU GUESS WHY? ... ANYWAY, I HAD AN OKAY TIME UP THERE, BUT IT WAS GOOD SEEING MY DAD. SORRY I COULDN'T BRING YOUB BACK WITH ME, PESTI :( I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE RE-THOUGHT THE WISH I MADE. OH, WELL! :D HE SENDS HIS LOVE TO MOST ALL OF YOU.
OKAY, TIME TO GET BACK TO WHERE MY ~REAL WISHES ARE COMING TRUE. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. AND I THINK YOU DO.
WHEN I FIRST GOT THERE, I WAS GREETED IMMEDIATELY BY A GROUP OF CHERUBS WHO LED ME BY UNICORN TO MY DAD.
HE WAS SWEETLY EXCITED TO SEE ME, AND APPARENTLY HE HAD AN ~ITINERARY PLANNED WTF.
FIRST UP? THE ANGELIC CHOIRS. APPARENTLY THEY'D KNOWN I WAS COMING UP AND PERFORMED A SPECIAL SONG FOR THE OCCASION.
Click to viewIT WAS AS WEIRD AS IT SOUNDS. AND IT DIDN'T END WELL BECAUSE PESTI PULLED OUT A RIFLE TO TRY AND KILL THE CHOIR.
WHEN HE PULLED THE TRIGGER, THOUGH, ALL THAT CAME OUT WAS A BEAUTIFUL RAINBOW. AND THEN IT TURNED INTO A DOUBLE RAINBOW, ALL THE WAY.
SO I GUESS THAT'S NICE.
NEXT UP WAS DINNER AND A SHOW. WE HAD BREAD AND WINE NOT A FILLING MEAL, HEAVEN, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, AND UH... THEY PRETTY MUCH ACTED OUT THE BIBLE FOR US. THEY STARTED WITH THE CREATION OF THE WORLD AND GOT ALL THE WAY TO HOW JESUS CHRIST BECAME A SUPERSTAR.
...
I PEACED OUT EARLY, CAN YOU GUESS WHY? ... ANYWAY, I HAD AN OKAY TIME UP THERE, BUT IT WAS GOOD SEEING MY DAD. SORRY I COULDN'T BRING YOUB BACK WITH ME, PESTI :( I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE RE-THOUGHT THE WISH I MADE. OH, WELL! :D HE SENDS HIS LOVE TO MOST ALL OF YOU.
OKAY, TIME TO GET BACK TO WHERE MY ~REAL WISHES ARE COMING TRUE. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. AND I THINK YOU DO.