RECAP FOR YOUR RECAP
DEAR JOURNAL,
IT'S BEEN AWHILE. I WOULD SAY NOTHING'S NEW BUT
IT ALL STARTED WHEN PATRICK AND CASEY HAD A RATHER HEATED DISCUSSION ABOUT, WELL, MAGGIE. PATRICK ENDED UP TRYING TO CONJURE HIMSELF SOME ALCOHOL BUT INSTEAD ENDED UP PRETTY MUCH ERASING HIS MEMORY. HE MUST HAVE DONE A DOOZY ON HIMSELF BECAUSE HE THOUGHT ELLEN WAS SOME WOMAN NAMED SADIE AND THEY HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND. NEEDLESS TO SAY, HE WAS QUICKLY SET STRAIGHT. MICHAEL WORKED HIS ANGEL MOJO ON PATRICK AND BROUGHT BACK HIS MEMORY. THERE WAS MORE EMO. MORE DEPRESSION. MORE THREADS I'M NOT GOING INTO. POINT IS, PATRICK REMEMBERS.
WELL THEN JESS...LILITH...NO JESS...NO LILITH...DAMN THIS IS CONFUSING. LILITH IN JESS' BODY HIT UP A FEW CLUBS. AT ONE THERE WAS A GROUP OF NERDS AND A GROUP OF BIKERS. ONE OF THE NERD'S HIT ON...LIL? JESS? I'LL JUST CALL HER JILL. ONE OF THE NERDS HIT ON JILL AND WAS RATHER PERSISTENT, SO JILL LEFT BUT WAS JUMPED BY THE REST OF THE NERDS. JILL KICKED MAJOR ASS. THE BIKER GROUP KEPT JILL COMPANY AND LET HER RIDE ONE OF THEIR BIKES. EXCEPT, AT THIS POINT, IT WASN'T KNOWN THAT LILITH WAS IN JESS' BODY, THOUGH SEVERAL PEOPLE HAD INCLINATIONS.
AFTER HER CONVERSATION WITH PATRICK (AND POSSIBLY A CONVERSATION WITH MAGGIE AND A FEW OTHERS, I'M NOT A BUSY-BODY), CASEY GAVE HER SIDE OF THINGS. FEELING KIND OF LIKE EVERYONE WAS TAKING PATRICK'S SIDE, CASEY WAS RATHER UPSET. HONESTLY, I'VE NEVER TAKEN A SIDE IN THIS, AND I THINK THE ONLY ONES WHO HAVE INVOVLE RELATIVES/VERY CLOSE FRIENDS OF THE PEOPLE CAUGHT UP IN THIS DRAMA. ANYWAY, I THINK THERE MAY HAVE BEEN MORE ARGUING BETWEEN ED, MAGGIE, AND CASEY, BUT I REFUSE TO READ IT BECAUSE A) THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS, AND B) I'M TIRED OF THE FIGHTING.
SO THEN THE AWESOME HAPPENED. SOMETHING I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT. TREEHOUSE GOT SORTED INTO FOUR HOUSES - GRYFFINDOR, HUFFLEPUFF, RAVENCLAW, AND SLYTHERIN. WE'LL BE HAVING SOME FUN LITTLE CHALLENGES HERE AND THERE. THERE WAS A LOT OF TEAM PRIDE RUNNING ABOUT. KEEP TELLING YOURSELVES YOU'RE THE BEST GUYS, WE ALL KNOW SLYTHERIN IS WINNING THIS NOW GO SEE WHAT TEAM YOU'RE ON AND BE SAD THAT IT'S NOT SLYTHERIN
NEXT I WOKE UP, PUT ON SOME PANTS, AND WENT OUT TO WORK ON ONE OF THE CARS WHEN OUT OF FRICKIN' NOWHERE, I WAS WEARING A KILT. I COULDN'T TAKE THE DAMN THING OFF, NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED. COME TO FIND OUT, LUCIFER WAS BEHIND IT (SHOULD HAVE GUESSED REALLY). IT WAS HIS FORM OF REVENGE FOR WHEN MARY SNICKERED AT HIM WEARING A KILT. GOTTA SAY, AFTER A LITTLE WHILE I GOT USED TO THE THING, AND THE FACT THAT I COULD HIDE BEER IN THE LITTLE PURSE THING.
FIGURING IT WAS TIME TO START ANEW, MAGGIE AND PATRICK DECIDED TO BE BFFS AND DO THINGS THAT BFFS DO. APPARENTLY THAT INCLUDES GOING TO VICTORIA'S SECRET AND TRYING ON LINGERIE FOR HARRY IN FRONT OF PATRICK, LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GOLF, DRIKNKING TOGETHER, DANCING TOGETHER IN SKIMPY OUTFITS, AND SINGING TO EACH OTHER BEFORE PLAYING POKER. AS EVERYONE (BUT MAGGIE) PREDICTED, HARRY FLIPPED HIS LID. AS WELL AS CASEY. (ALSO JUST SAYING BRADY AND CASEY SOUND RATHER FRIENDLY.)
NOW WE COME TO THE PART WHERE THE JILL MYSTERY IS SOLVED. TURNS OUT, LILITH POSSESSED JESS FOR A FEW DAYS? I'M NOT CLEAR ON HOW LONG IT WAS, BUT SHE WAS POSSESSING JESS. AND LIKE I SAID ABOVE, A LOT OF PEOPLE FIGURED IT OUT, BUT APPARENTLY...LET ME TRY TO FIGURE THIS OUT HERE. LILTH WAS PISSED THAT WE KNEW SHE WAS POSSESSING JESS, BUT WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. EVERYONE'S GENERAL STATEMENT: YEAH WE KNEW BUT WE TRUSTED YOU WOULDN'T HURT HER. WHICH KIND OF PISSED LIL OFF MORE? BECAUSE APPARENTLY THERE'RE SPELLS AND HOODOO VOODOO STUFF THAT WILL LET A DEMON IMPERSONATE LILITH WHILE POSSESSING JESS' BODY. AND WE COULD HAVE ALL BEEN FOOLED. AND THIS WAS A LIFE LESSON. OF SOME SORT. SO IN CONCLUSION: WE SHOULDN'T TRUST WHO WE THINK IS POSSESSING SOMEONE BECAUSE DEMON POSSESSION IMPERSONATION IS MORE POPULAR THAN YOU'D GUESS? ALSO IN CONCLUSION: I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE SO I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS ALONE.
NOW FOR THE TREEHOUSE'S LONGEST. POST. EVER. RUBY RETURNED WITH A "HI." GENERAL REACTIONS CONSISTED OF: "YOU'RE BACK?!" "YOU." AND "HEY BITCH!" MAGGIE AND RUBY SEEM TO BE ENEMIES. ALSO ANDY AND AVA HAD A TIFF. OKAY MOVING ON.
ED SHOOTS RAINBOWS AND GLITTER OUT OF HIS ASS NOW. ...*DIES LAUGHING* I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. I JUST CAN'T, OH GOD *WHIPES AWAY TEARS* ALL I CAN SAY IS THANK GOD FOR ED BECAUSE THIS PLACE WAS GETTING ME DOWN IN THE DUMPS WITH ALL THE EMO AND DEPRESSION AND RELATIONSHIP DRAMA. THANK YOU, ED, I THINK WE ALL NEEDED THAT LAUGH. OH, OH, EVEN BETTER? IT GOES THROUGH FABRIC. SO ED CAN SHOOT GLITTER OUT OF HIS ASS THROUGH JEANS. EXCUSE ME JUST A MINUTE...
(AND AVA YELLED AT ANDY FOR WANTING TO REUSE THE GLITTER. NGL, I LIKED ANDY'S IDEA. WE GO THROUGH A LOT OF GLITTER IN THIS PLACE. MIGHT AS WELL REDUCE, REUSE, RECYLCE. :\)
SAM AND JESS THEN WENT ON A LITTLE DATE WHICH INCLUDED A VISIT TO THE PARK, DINNER, A MOVIE, AND THE RIPPING UP OF BATHROOMS AND LUCI GETTING SICK. WE LEARNED THAT PESTI JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED AND THAT GABE AND LIL ARE KIND OF PISSED ABOUT SAM SAYING YES TO LUCIFER EVEN WHEN LUCIFER DIDN'T WANT IT (SERIOUSLY, SAM?).
DEATH RETURNS! DECIDING SHE COULDN'T REALLY RUN AWAY FROM HER PROBLEMS, DEATH CAME BACK TO US AND BROUGHT US PRESENTS. GO SEE WHAT SHE BROUGHT YOU. (THE GUN IS SERIOUSLY COOL, NEGL.) DEATH ALSO REQUESTED A TALK WITH WAR AND AVA, WHICH I WILL NOW GO SNOOP ON. BRB. OKAY NO TALKING, BUT SHE DID MANAGE TO CHANGE WAR BACK INTO HIS OLD SELF. SO. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON ~THE TALK~.
GABE GAVE US ALL AN UPDATE ON THE ANNA-GETS-HER-BODY-BACK JOURNEY. HE WAS OFF TO HELP HER FINISH OFF THE WITCH AND HOPEFULLY RETURN SAFELY WITH WILLA AND ANNA BACK IN HER OLD BODY. EVERYONE WISHED THEM LUCK AND TO BE CAREFUL.
ADAM THEN GOT STUPID DRUNK AND HUNG OUT WITH SOME CHARACTERS NAMED STU AND ALAN. HE STOLE A POLICE CAR AND GOT "PUNCHED IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY BY A NAKED ASIAN GUY." HIS WORDS. HE OFFERED PRETTY COLOURED SHOTS. SAM TOOK THE COP CAR OUT FOR A JOY RIDE AND THEN MORE AWKWARDNESS IN THE WAY OF ADAM AND MICHAEL.
SO THEN, ~*~WAR RETURNED~*~. AFTER DEATH FIXED HIM, WAR TURNED BACK INTO HIS CHARMING OLD SELF. BUUUTT HE DOESN'T REALLY REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING SINCE HE TURNED INTO A KID. ON THE UP SIDE, AVA AND DEATH HAD THAT LITTLE TALK I REFERENCED EARLIER. BRB SNOOPING AGAIN. ALRIGHT, THEY TALKED ABOUT BEING CIVIL TO ONE ANOTHER. (AND HONESTLY AVA, IF SHE HASN'T TRIED KILLING YOU, I THINK THIS IS AS CIVIL AS DEATH IS GONNA GET.)
P.S. RUBY IS BLONDE NOW. UPGRADE. ALSO TESSA AND RUBY MADE PLANS TO HANG OUT AND I'M PRETTY SURE BRADY AND RUBY FLIRTED A BIT.
SAM POSTED HIS WEEKLY ASK SAM, SPECIAL GUEST PATRICK THE MANWITCH. MOST QUESTIONS ASKED WERE BROAD BUT ODDLY SPECIFIC TO THE MANY, MANY PROBLEMS THAT SEEM TO BE GOING AROUND THE TREEHOUSE LATELY. SAM GAVE SOME GREAT ADVICE (GOOD JOB, SAMMY :D) AND PATRICK PROVIDED A NICE SECOND LOOK TO THE PROBLEMS. I'M SURE THE ANONS APPRECIATED BOTH VOICES.
SO EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT HARRY'S INSANE FEAR OF CATS, RIGHT? HE'S NOT ALLERGIC. HE HATES CATS. PESTI, ON THE OTHER HAND, KIND OF LIKES THEM. LIKES THEM ENOUGH TO HAVE ABOUT A HUNDRED SCATTERED ALL AROUND HIS GIGANTIC HOUSE (BELIEVE ME, I SAW THEM WHEN I WENT LOOKING FOR HARRY THAT ONE TIME). RUBY AND PESTI DECIDED TO HELP HARRY GET OVER THAT FEAR! BECAUSE THEY CARE, APPARENTLY. NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT DIDN'T GO TOO WELL. HARRY FREAKED. RUBY GOT PUT IN TIME OUT. HARRY CHOSE A CAT OVER RUBY (THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING BAD *SNICKERS*). ED AND RUBY HAD WORDS. AVA DRAMA'D OVER PESTI GIVING HER ROOM AWAY. MAGGIE AND RUBY EXCHANGED PLEASANTRIES. AND THEN HARRY RAN AWAY. ALL IN ALL, SUCCESS. :|
MAGGIE IS TOTALLY FINE. MAGGIE IS OKAY. MAGGIE IS EATING A SANDWICH RATHER PATHETICALLY ON A BENCH WITH HER DOG, BUT SHE'S OKAY. OR SO SHE CLAIMED. EVERYONE KNEW SHE WASN'T AND TRIED TO HELP. EVERYONE EXCEPT RUBY, BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY UNEXPECTED SO.
ANNA RETURNED TO US, SAFE AND SOUND, WITH WILLA IN TOW. THEY HAD A FIGHT ON THEIR HANDS GETTING HER BODY BACK, BUT ANNA IS BACK TO HER OLD SELF AND ALL FIXED UP. SHE ALSO MADE SURE MEGAN FOX WAS SAFELY RETURNED, SO SAY GOODBYE TO MEGAN, EVERYONE. GABE DIDN'T RETURN WITH HER THOUGH, UNFINISHED BUSINESS OR SOMETHING. ANNA WAS WORRIED, BUT SHE OFFERED OUT ALCOHOL, THE LANGUAGE EVERYONE SPEAKS AROUND HERE. SHE ALSO BROUGHT BACK A VERY CURIOUS BOX THAT NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT. AND WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH IT. ANNA HID IT AWAY SO HOPEFULLY EVERYONE WILL JUST FORGET IT EXISTS. REALLY GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK THOUGH, ANNA. EVERYONE MISSED YOU AND WILLA.
GABE RETURNED TO THE TREEHOUSE, BUT HE SEEMED REALLY EXHAUSTED. HE KILLED THE WITCH BUT APPARENTLY NOT BEFORE SHE COULD DO SOMETHING TO HIM AND HE, WELL HE PASSED OUT, AND HE'S PRETTY MUCH OUT FOR THE COUNT. LUCIFER EVEN TRIED TO REVIVE HIM WHILE IN HIS TRUE FORM, AND IT...IT DIDN'T WORK. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WITCH DID, BUT ARCHANGEL MOJO HASN'T HELPED GABE AT ALL AND HE'S STILL UNCONSCIOUS. MICHAEL AND LUCIFER PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES TO LOOK AFTER THEIR BROTHER AND IT WAS RATHER TOUCHING. LUCIFER DRAINED HIMSELF OF ALL HIS ENERGY, BETWEEN BEING SICK AND THEN HELPING GABE. ANYWAY, GUYS, KEEP GABE IN YOUR THOUGHTS. NOTHING'S SEEMED TO HAVE HELPED AND IT'S RATHER DISCONCERTING KNOWING THAT SOME OF THE MOST POWERFUL BEINGS AROUND HERE CAN'T SEEM TO HELP. MAYBE TIME WILL BE THE BEST MEDICINE. *LOOKS SAD*
AFTER EVERYTHING THEY'D BEEN THROUGH THESE PAST FEW WEEKS, ELLEN DECIDED TO TAKE HER GIRLS AND MAGGIE TO A SPA CROWLEY HAS TIES TO. THEY MET ED THERE (WHO HONESTLY, REALLY DESERVES AN AWARD OF SOME KIND BECAUSE HE'S BEEN A BOUNCING BOARD FOR SO MANY PEOPLE TO OPEN UP TO, AND THAT CAN BE EXTREMELY EXHAUSTING) AND HAD A FEW SPA-LIKE TREATMENTS BEFORE ENDING THE DAY WITH A DIP IN THE HOT TUB. I'M JUST GLAD TO SEE MOST OF THE GIRLS HAPPY AGAIN, EVEN IF IT DOESN'T LAST LONG. I WISH WE COULD SEE SOME OTHER FACES AROUND HERE HAPPY AGAIN. *LOOKS AT ADAM :((*
FEELING REFRESHED AND PEACEFUL FROM THE SPA, MAGGIE WROTE A SONG AND PERFORMED IT FOR EVERYONE. REALLY TALENTED THERE, MAGGIE. BEAUTIFUL VOICE.
JESS ANNOUNCED THAT SHE'S DECIDED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. SHE APPLIED TO YALE, HARVARD, AND PRINCETON, AND BEING THE SMARTIE SHE IS, GOT ACCEPTED TO ALL THREE. WITH SAM'S HELP, JESS PICKED HARVARD! *IS ALREADY BUYING HARVARD MEMORBILIA* CONGRATULATIONS JESS, EVERYONE'S PROUD OF YOU.
WELL THAT'S THE END OF THAT. ALSO, JOURNAL, THE KILT'S GONE AND MY BEARD HAS RETURNED. :DDD
ooc: p.s. lj you h00r i hate you so hard. signing me out when i go to post this bitch >8(((
IT'S BEEN AWHILE. I WOULD SAY NOTHING'S NEW BUT
IT ALL STARTED WHEN PATRICK AND CASEY HAD A RATHER HEATED DISCUSSION ABOUT, WELL, MAGGIE. PATRICK ENDED UP TRYING TO CONJURE HIMSELF SOME ALCOHOL BUT INSTEAD ENDED UP PRETTY MUCH ERASING HIS MEMORY. HE MUST HAVE DONE A DOOZY ON HIMSELF BECAUSE HE THOUGHT ELLEN WAS SOME WOMAN NAMED SADIE AND THEY HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND. NEEDLESS TO SAY, HE WAS QUICKLY SET STRAIGHT. MICHAEL WORKED HIS ANGEL MOJO ON PATRICK AND BROUGHT BACK HIS MEMORY. THERE WAS MORE EMO. MORE DEPRESSION. MORE THREADS I'M NOT GOING INTO. POINT IS, PATRICK REMEMBERS.
WELL THEN JESS...LILITH...NO JESS...NO LILITH...DAMN THIS IS CONFUSING. LILITH IN JESS' BODY HIT UP A FEW CLUBS. AT ONE THERE WAS A GROUP OF NERDS AND A GROUP OF BIKERS. ONE OF THE NERD'S HIT ON...LIL? JESS? I'LL JUST CALL HER JILL. ONE OF THE NERDS HIT ON JILL AND WAS RATHER PERSISTENT, SO JILL LEFT BUT WAS JUMPED BY THE REST OF THE NERDS. JILL KICKED MAJOR ASS. THE BIKER GROUP KEPT JILL COMPANY AND LET HER RIDE ONE OF THEIR BIKES. EXCEPT, AT THIS POINT, IT WASN'T KNOWN THAT LILITH WAS IN JESS' BODY, THOUGH SEVERAL PEOPLE HAD INCLINATIONS.
AFTER HER CONVERSATION WITH PATRICK (AND POSSIBLY A CONVERSATION WITH MAGGIE AND A FEW OTHERS, I'M NOT A BUSY-BODY), CASEY GAVE HER SIDE OF THINGS. FEELING KIND OF LIKE EVERYONE WAS TAKING PATRICK'S SIDE, CASEY WAS RATHER UPSET. HONESTLY, I'VE NEVER TAKEN A SIDE IN THIS, AND I THINK THE ONLY ONES WHO HAVE INVOVLE RELATIVES/VERY CLOSE FRIENDS OF THE PEOPLE CAUGHT UP IN THIS DRAMA. ANYWAY, I THINK THERE MAY HAVE BEEN MORE ARGUING BETWEEN ED, MAGGIE, AND CASEY, BUT I REFUSE TO READ IT BECAUSE A) THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS, AND B) I'M TIRED OF THE FIGHTING.
SO THEN THE AWESOME HAPPENED. SOMETHING I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT. TREEHOUSE GOT SORTED INTO FOUR HOUSES - GRYFFINDOR, HUFFLEPUFF, RAVENCLAW, AND SLYTHERIN. WE'LL BE HAVING SOME FUN LITTLE CHALLENGES HERE AND THERE. THERE WAS A LOT OF TEAM PRIDE RUNNING ABOUT. KEEP TELLING YOURSELVES YOU'RE THE BEST GUYS, WE ALL KNOW SLYTHERIN IS WINNING THIS NOW GO SEE WHAT TEAM YOU'RE ON AND BE SAD THAT IT'S NOT SLYTHERIN
NEXT I WOKE UP, PUT ON SOME PANTS, AND WENT OUT TO WORK ON ONE OF THE CARS WHEN OUT OF FRICKIN' NOWHERE, I WAS WEARING A KILT. I COULDN'T TAKE THE DAMN THING OFF, NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED. COME TO FIND OUT, LUCIFER WAS BEHIND IT (SHOULD HAVE GUESSED REALLY). IT WAS HIS FORM OF REVENGE FOR WHEN MARY SNICKERED AT HIM WEARING A KILT. GOTTA SAY, AFTER A LITTLE WHILE I GOT USED TO THE THING, AND THE FACT THAT I COULD HIDE BEER IN THE LITTLE PURSE THING.
FIGURING IT WAS TIME TO START ANEW, MAGGIE AND PATRICK DECIDED TO BE BFFS AND DO THINGS THAT BFFS DO. APPARENTLY THAT INCLUDES GOING TO VICTORIA'S SECRET AND TRYING ON LINGERIE FOR HARRY IN FRONT OF PATRICK, LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GOLF, DRIKNKING TOGETHER, DANCING TOGETHER IN SKIMPY OUTFITS, AND SINGING TO EACH OTHER BEFORE PLAYING POKER. AS EVERYONE (BUT MAGGIE) PREDICTED, HARRY FLIPPED HIS LID. AS WELL AS CASEY. (ALSO JUST SAYING BRADY AND CASEY SOUND RATHER FRIENDLY.)
NOW WE COME TO THE PART WHERE THE JILL MYSTERY IS SOLVED. TURNS OUT, LILITH POSSESSED JESS FOR A FEW DAYS? I'M NOT CLEAR ON HOW LONG IT WAS, BUT SHE WAS POSSESSING JESS. AND LIKE I SAID ABOVE, A LOT OF PEOPLE FIGURED IT OUT, BUT APPARENTLY...LET ME TRY TO FIGURE THIS OUT HERE. LILTH WAS PISSED THAT WE KNEW SHE WAS POSSESSING JESS, BUT WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. EVERYONE'S GENERAL STATEMENT: YEAH WE KNEW BUT WE TRUSTED YOU WOULDN'T HURT HER. WHICH KIND OF PISSED LIL OFF MORE? BECAUSE APPARENTLY THERE'RE SPELLS AND HOODOO VOODOO STUFF THAT WILL LET A DEMON IMPERSONATE LILITH WHILE POSSESSING JESS' BODY. AND WE COULD HAVE ALL BEEN FOOLED. AND THIS WAS A LIFE LESSON. OF SOME SORT. SO IN CONCLUSION: WE SHOULDN'T TRUST WHO WE THINK IS POSSESSING SOMEONE BECAUSE DEMON POSSESSION IMPERSONATION IS MORE POPULAR THAN YOU'D GUESS? ALSO IN CONCLUSION: I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE SO I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS ALONE.
NOW FOR THE TREEHOUSE'S LONGEST. POST. EVER. RUBY RETURNED WITH A "HI." GENERAL REACTIONS CONSISTED OF: "YOU'RE BACK?!" "YOU." AND "HEY BITCH!" MAGGIE AND RUBY SEEM TO BE ENEMIES. ALSO ANDY AND AVA HAD A TIFF. OKAY MOVING ON.
ED SHOOTS RAINBOWS AND GLITTER OUT OF HIS ASS NOW. ...*DIES LAUGHING* I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. I JUST CAN'T, OH GOD *WHIPES AWAY TEARS* ALL I CAN SAY IS THANK GOD FOR ED BECAUSE THIS PLACE WAS GETTING ME DOWN IN THE DUMPS WITH ALL THE EMO AND DEPRESSION AND RELATIONSHIP DRAMA. THANK YOU, ED, I THINK WE ALL NEEDED THAT LAUGH. OH, OH, EVEN BETTER? IT GOES THROUGH FABRIC. SO ED CAN SHOOT GLITTER OUT OF HIS ASS THROUGH JEANS. EXCUSE ME JUST A MINUTE...
(AND AVA YELLED AT ANDY FOR WANTING TO REUSE THE GLITTER. NGL, I LIKED ANDY'S IDEA. WE GO THROUGH A LOT OF GLITTER IN THIS PLACE. MIGHT AS WELL REDUCE, REUSE, RECYLCE. :\)
SAM AND JESS THEN WENT ON A LITTLE DATE WHICH INCLUDED A VISIT TO THE PARK, DINNER, A MOVIE, AND THE RIPPING UP OF BATHROOMS AND LUCI GETTING SICK. WE LEARNED THAT PESTI JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED AND THAT GABE AND LIL ARE KIND OF PISSED ABOUT SAM SAYING YES TO LUCIFER EVEN WHEN LUCIFER DIDN'T WANT IT (SERIOUSLY, SAM?).
DEATH RETURNS! DECIDING SHE COULDN'T REALLY RUN AWAY FROM HER PROBLEMS, DEATH CAME BACK TO US AND BROUGHT US PRESENTS. GO SEE WHAT SHE BROUGHT YOU. (THE GUN IS SERIOUSLY COOL, NEGL.) DEATH ALSO REQUESTED A TALK WITH WAR AND AVA, WHICH I WILL NOW GO SNOOP ON. BRB. OKAY NO TALKING, BUT SHE DID MANAGE TO CHANGE WAR BACK INTO HIS OLD SELF. SO. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON ~THE TALK~.
GABE GAVE US ALL AN UPDATE ON THE ANNA-GETS-HER-BODY-BACK JOURNEY. HE WAS OFF TO HELP HER FINISH OFF THE WITCH AND HOPEFULLY RETURN SAFELY WITH WILLA AND ANNA BACK IN HER OLD BODY. EVERYONE WISHED THEM LUCK AND TO BE CAREFUL.
ADAM THEN GOT STUPID DRUNK AND HUNG OUT WITH SOME CHARACTERS NAMED STU AND ALAN. HE STOLE A POLICE CAR AND GOT "PUNCHED IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY BY A NAKED ASIAN GUY." HIS WORDS. HE OFFERED PRETTY COLOURED SHOTS. SAM TOOK THE COP CAR OUT FOR A JOY RIDE AND THEN MORE AWKWARDNESS IN THE WAY OF ADAM AND MICHAEL.
SO THEN, ~*~WAR RETURNED~*~. AFTER DEATH FIXED HIM, WAR TURNED BACK INTO HIS CHARMING OLD SELF. BUUUTT HE DOESN'T REALLY REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING SINCE HE TURNED INTO A KID. ON THE UP SIDE, AVA AND DEATH HAD THAT LITTLE TALK I REFERENCED EARLIER. BRB SNOOPING AGAIN. ALRIGHT, THEY TALKED ABOUT BEING CIVIL TO ONE ANOTHER. (AND HONESTLY AVA, IF SHE HASN'T TRIED KILLING YOU, I THINK THIS IS AS CIVIL AS DEATH IS GONNA GET.)
P.S. RUBY IS BLONDE NOW. UPGRADE. ALSO TESSA AND RUBY MADE PLANS TO HANG OUT AND I'M PRETTY SURE BRADY AND RUBY FLIRTED A BIT.
SAM POSTED HIS WEEKLY ASK SAM, SPECIAL GUEST PATRICK THE MANWITCH. MOST QUESTIONS ASKED WERE BROAD BUT ODDLY SPECIFIC TO THE MANY, MANY PROBLEMS THAT SEEM TO BE GOING AROUND THE TREEHOUSE LATELY. SAM GAVE SOME GREAT ADVICE (GOOD JOB, SAMMY :D) AND PATRICK PROVIDED A NICE SECOND LOOK TO THE PROBLEMS. I'M SURE THE ANONS APPRECIATED BOTH VOICES.
SO EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT HARRY'S INSANE FEAR OF CATS, RIGHT? HE'S NOT ALLERGIC. HE HATES CATS. PESTI, ON THE OTHER HAND, KIND OF LIKES THEM. LIKES THEM ENOUGH TO HAVE ABOUT A HUNDRED SCATTERED ALL AROUND HIS GIGANTIC HOUSE (BELIEVE ME, I SAW THEM WHEN I WENT LOOKING FOR HARRY THAT ONE TIME). RUBY AND PESTI DECIDED TO HELP HARRY GET OVER THAT FEAR! BECAUSE THEY CARE, APPARENTLY. NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT DIDN'T GO TOO WELL. HARRY FREAKED. RUBY GOT PUT IN TIME OUT. HARRY CHOSE A CAT OVER RUBY (THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING BAD *SNICKERS*). ED AND RUBY HAD WORDS. AVA DRAMA'D OVER PESTI GIVING HER ROOM AWAY. MAGGIE AND RUBY EXCHANGED PLEASANTRIES. AND THEN HARRY RAN AWAY. ALL IN ALL, SUCCESS. :|
MAGGIE IS TOTALLY FINE. MAGGIE IS OKAY. MAGGIE IS EATING A SANDWICH RATHER PATHETICALLY ON A BENCH WITH HER DOG, BUT SHE'S OKAY. OR SO SHE CLAIMED. EVERYONE KNEW SHE WASN'T AND TRIED TO HELP. EVERYONE EXCEPT RUBY, BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY UNEXPECTED SO.
ANNA RETURNED TO US, SAFE AND SOUND, WITH WILLA IN TOW. THEY HAD A FIGHT ON THEIR HANDS GETTING HER BODY BACK, BUT ANNA IS BACK TO HER OLD SELF AND ALL FIXED UP. SHE ALSO MADE SURE MEGAN FOX WAS SAFELY RETURNED, SO SAY GOODBYE TO MEGAN, EVERYONE. GABE DIDN'T RETURN WITH HER THOUGH, UNFINISHED BUSINESS OR SOMETHING. ANNA WAS WORRIED, BUT SHE OFFERED OUT ALCOHOL, THE LANGUAGE EVERYONE SPEAKS AROUND HERE. SHE ALSO BROUGHT BACK A VERY CURIOUS BOX THAT NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT. AND WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH IT. ANNA HID IT AWAY SO HOPEFULLY EVERYONE WILL JUST FORGET IT EXISTS. REALLY GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK THOUGH, ANNA. EVERYONE MISSED YOU AND WILLA.
GABE RETURNED TO THE TREEHOUSE, BUT HE SEEMED REALLY EXHAUSTED. HE KILLED THE WITCH BUT APPARENTLY NOT BEFORE SHE COULD DO SOMETHING TO HIM AND HE, WELL HE PASSED OUT, AND HE'S PRETTY MUCH OUT FOR THE COUNT. LUCIFER EVEN TRIED TO REVIVE HIM WHILE IN HIS TRUE FORM, AND IT...IT DIDN'T WORK. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WITCH DID, BUT ARCHANGEL MOJO HASN'T HELPED GABE AT ALL AND HE'S STILL UNCONSCIOUS. MICHAEL AND LUCIFER PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES TO LOOK AFTER THEIR BROTHER AND IT WAS RATHER TOUCHING. LUCIFER DRAINED HIMSELF OF ALL HIS ENERGY, BETWEEN BEING SICK AND THEN HELPING GABE. ANYWAY, GUYS, KEEP GABE IN YOUR THOUGHTS. NOTHING'S SEEMED TO HAVE HELPED AND IT'S RATHER DISCONCERTING KNOWING THAT SOME OF THE MOST POWERFUL BEINGS AROUND HERE CAN'T SEEM TO HELP. MAYBE TIME WILL BE THE BEST MEDICINE. *LOOKS SAD*
AFTER EVERYTHING THEY'D BEEN THROUGH THESE PAST FEW WEEKS, ELLEN DECIDED TO TAKE HER GIRLS AND MAGGIE TO A SPA CROWLEY HAS TIES TO. THEY MET ED THERE (WHO HONESTLY, REALLY DESERVES AN AWARD OF SOME KIND BECAUSE HE'S BEEN A BOUNCING BOARD FOR SO MANY PEOPLE TO OPEN UP TO, AND THAT CAN BE EXTREMELY EXHAUSTING) AND HAD A FEW SPA-LIKE TREATMENTS BEFORE ENDING THE DAY WITH A DIP IN THE HOT TUB. I'M JUST GLAD TO SEE MOST OF THE GIRLS HAPPY AGAIN, EVEN IF IT DOESN'T LAST LONG. I WISH WE COULD SEE SOME OTHER FACES AROUND HERE HAPPY AGAIN. *LOOKS AT ADAM :((*
FEELING REFRESHED AND PEACEFUL FROM THE SPA, MAGGIE WROTE A SONG AND PERFORMED IT FOR EVERYONE. REALLY TALENTED THERE, MAGGIE. BEAUTIFUL VOICE.
JESS ANNOUNCED THAT SHE'S DECIDED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. SHE APPLIED TO YALE, HARVARD, AND PRINCETON, AND BEING THE SMARTIE SHE IS, GOT ACCEPTED TO ALL THREE. WITH SAM'S HELP, JESS PICKED HARVARD! *IS ALREADY BUYING HARVARD MEMORBILIA* CONGRATULATIONS JESS, EVERYONE'S PROUD OF YOU.
WELL THAT'S THE END OF THAT. ALSO, JOURNAL, THE KILT'S GONE AND MY BEARD HAS RETURNED. :DDD
ooc: p.s. lj you h00r i hate you so hard. signing me out when i go to post this bitch >8(((