WELL, TIME'S UP JESS, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR BODY BACK.
AND, SEEING THAT MANY OF YOU HAVE BEEN CONCERNED ABOUT WHY THIS HAPPENED, FIGURE I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU ALL IN ONE POST.
WE WERE HAVING OUR LUNCH WHEN THE TOPIC OF POSSESSIONS CAME UP AND JESS ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LIKE.
HAVING NEVER BEEN POSSESSED BEFORE, I OBVIOUSLY COULDN'T TELL HER.
SO, SHE ASKED ME IF I COULD SHOW HER.
I WAS A BIT WARY OF COURSE, SEEING THAT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW YOU LOT WOULD REACT...
BUT APPARENTLY NOT A LOT OF YOU CARED.
I HONESTLY WAS HALF-EXPECTED TO BE PRACTICALLY MOBBED DOWN. BUT, NOTHING. IT WAS LIKE ME POSSESSING ONE OF YOU WAS AN EVERYDAY EXPERIENCE. EVEN WITH ME ACTING LIKE EVERY OTHER MANIPULATIVE SON OF A BITCH THAT'S COME ACROSS HERE, EVEN WITH THE SKIRTING QUESTIONS AND THE HALF-ANSWERS I GAVE, YOU ALL TRUSTED ME.
AND TRUSTED THAT FACT THAT, WHATEVER WAS POSSESSING JESS, WAS IN FACT ME. (IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN IMPERSONATED).
NO WONDER WE GET SO FUCKED OVER WHEN SOMEONE GETS POSSESSED, FUCKING HELL.
NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE SOME THINGS TO DO...