GET IN, LOSER, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!

[th_maggie]

SINCE ADAM IS NOW GIRL!ADAM, WE REALLY NEEDED TO GO GET HER SOME NEW CLOTHES. ALSO, WE WANTED A GIRLS' DAY OUT BECAUSE SOMETIMES GUYS SUCK >:O SO WE WENT WITH TESSA AND JESS TO THE MALL.





SINCE WE ARE NORMALLY GIRLS, WE HAVE IMPECCABLE SENSES OF STYLE (SEE ABOVE. AND BELOW. AND EVERYWEHRE.) AND IT'S NOT THAT ADAM DOESN'T KNOW STYLE, HE'S A GREAT DRESSER... AS A GUY. BUT WHILE TESSA, JESS, AND I ARE LIKE THIS:



GIRL! ADAM IS LIKE THIS:



HAGSVILLE :( (SORRY, ADAM. YOU KNOW IT WAS TRUE.) IT HURT ME A LOT TO SEE HER LIKE THAT.



SO WE HOPPED INTO THE CAMARO (THANKS, DAD, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD AT ME) AND TOOK OFF.



WE WENT TO VICTORIA'S SECRET FIRST AND BOUGHT A LOT OF AWESOME UNDERWEAR. WHICH I'M SURE CERTAIN MALES ARE SURE TO ENJOY.



AND WE WENT TO PRETTY MUCH EVERY OTHER STORE IN THE MALL, TOO. IT WAS SO AWESOME, OMG.



SO NOW WE'RE ALL LIKE THIS



AND CAN BARELY GET THE BAGS TO FIT IN THE CAR. BUT AT LEAST OUR MISSION HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED AND GIRL!ADAM IS NOW A COMPLETE BETTY. REVEL, ALL:





THEN WE ALL WENT BACK TO MY PLACE AND WROTE IN OUR BURN BOOK, YAY! :D



DON'T WORRY, NONE OF YOU ARE IN IT... *COUGH*