In Which Dean Will Now Forever Be In Sam's Debt (Recap)
So Dean is lazy and needs to write my speech or something so I am stuck at my very own bachelor party writing about what happened because Dean is a moron sometimes.
MEFFY WAS FINALLY PULLED OUT OF BECKY BY CHUCK WHO ACTED LIKE THE GOD HE IS TO SAVE HER, HE FAINTED AND EVERYONE WAS WORRIED ABOUT HIM BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE'S NOT USED TO DOING GODLY THINGS THIS CAUSED BECKY TO PASS OUT BUT EVERYONE WAS GLAD THAT BECKY WAS NOW SAFE... MOSTLY.
LUCIFER FOUND MEFFY AND ENDED UP BEATING HIM UP AND THEN SENDING HIM BACK TO HELL WHERE HE BELONGED. THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING BUT EVERYONE WAS LEFT FEELING REALLY DOWN AFTER THE WHOLE TRUTH SPELL WITH HAD DONE SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE TO SOME RELATIONSHIPS. MOST NOTABLY THE ONE BETWEEN TESSA AND MICHAEL WHO BOTH ADMITTED THAT THEY STILL LOVED EACH OTHER. LUCIFER GOT DRUNK BECAUSE HE HAD TO KILL ANOTHER FAMILY MEMBER AND EVERYONE GENERALLY FELT DOWN IN THE DUMPS. I HOWEVER STILL WISH THAT I COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING, ANYTHING, EVEN IF IT WAS A FAILED PUNCH TO HURT MEFFY THE WAY HE HURT MY SISTER.
HARRY WENT CRAZY AND ACTUALLY THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO REALLY KNOW. IT WAS JUST HIM WANTING MAGGIE BACK. PEOPLE TOLD HIM TO GET OVER IT AND GET THE STONES TO ASK HER BACK. HE ACTED JUST LIKE HARRY WOULD AND DID NOT.
ANDY GOT A LEPRECHAUN IN HIS HOUSE BECAUSE HE ENDED UP KEEPING SOME OF IT'S STUFF, SAID CREATURE THEN PROCEEDED TO HIT ON TESSA, INSULT GABRIEL'S SIZE, CALL AVA DAFT, TRY TO BED LILITH, GET ANGRY AT ED WHO MADE AN AWESOME LUCKY CHARMS JOKE, CONFUSE DEAN, AND BOND WITH PATRICK ON THEIR ACCENTS. I'M PUTTING HIM UNDER THE ANNOYING CATEGORY.
BECKY THEN PROCEEDED TO BE IN THE DUMPS ABOUT WHAT SHE DID WITH MEFFY. EVERYONE TOLD HER TO GET OVER IT. SHE DID NOT, AND IGNORED EVERYONE. AND THAT'S ALL I CAN ACTUALLY SAY BECAUSE NO ACTUAL TALKING GOT DONE, UNLESS YOU INCLUDE LUCIFER TALKING TO HER BUT REALLY TALKING TO HIMSELF.
THEN IN A STUNNING TWIST TO TRY TO HELP US SEE THE BIGHT SIDE TO LIFE PATRICK TURNED US ALL INTO KIDS YES, KIDS. WELL HE LEFT MARY AND SIR OUT SO THEY COULD HELP WITH THE CHILDREN WHICH WAS A SMART MOVE SINCE THEY WERE THE LEAST EFFECTED BY THE TRUTH SPELL. THERE WAS A LITTLE CONFUSION ABOUT IF WE REMEMBERED OR NOT BUT AS THE DAY WENT ON WE ALL SEEMED TO FORGET. EVERYONE WAS REALLY CUTE OTHER THAN HARRY WHO WAS STILL MOSTLY A BRAT. NOTHING MUCH HAPPENED IN THAT POST OTHER THAN PEOPLE GETTING TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER AGAIN AND MOSTLY BEING CUTE.
MY DAD SET UP A DAYCARE WITH LOTS OF GAME AND JUICE WHICH BECAME THE DRINK OF CHOICE. DEAN WAS ADORABLE AND PLAYED HOUSE WITH JO AND MARIO KART WITH MEG (HE LOST). ELLEN SHOWED DEAN HER KNIFE SKILLS AND HE WAS PRETTY AMAZED BY IT. CROWLEY GOT STUCK IN WHO'S KNOWS WHERE AND ELLEN GOT REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM. AVA PLAYED WITH HER DEMON AND FREAKED A FEW PEOPLE OUT. LUCIFER GOT MAD AND THEN DEAN TOLD HIM THAT DEMONS WERE BAD BUT THEN TOOK IT BACK AND SAID THAT LUCIFER WAS ACTUALLY NICE AND SOME ONE LIKE HIM COULDN'T BE BAD. IT WAS REALLY TOUCHING AND I WISH THEY WERE ACTUALLY LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE. TESSA PROCEEDED TO BE ADORABLE WITH EVERYONE. SIR THEN MADE LUNCH FOR EVERYONE, AND THEN LUCIFER MADE TESSA INTO A KITTY AGAIN. AND SHE WAS ADORABLE.
HARRY THEN PROCEED TO BE HARRY AND GOT HIMSELF ARRESTED BY THE POLICE. AND THEN JUST TO PROVE HE WAS STILL HARRY HE MADE TESSA CRY AND CONFUSED HER, TO GET BACK AT HER LUCIFER SHAVED HIS HEAD. CONQUEST AKA PESTILENCE TRIED TO SAVE HARRY BUT MY DAD GOT HIM OUT (WHILE LEAVING ELLEN IN CHARGE OF THE KIDS) AND TOLD PESTILENCE THAT HE DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT.
AS I MENTIONED BEFORE LUCIFER TURNED TESSA INTO A KITTEN EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY CUTE. CHUCK'S MOM ENDED UP SHOWING UP BECAUSE CHUCK SPEED DIALED HER. GENERAL CUTENESS WAS HAD ALL AROUND.
ELLEN WENT TO MOSCOW TO RESCUE CROWLEY AND DID IT IN STYLE. THEY REUNITED AND IT WAS ADORABLE. EVERYONE CAME TO THE CONCLUSION (EVEN WHILE WE WERE KIDS) THAT EVEN AS A KID, ELLEN IS A BAMF.
I WAS HAVING PROBLEMS REMEMBERING IF I WAS A KID OR NOT AND EVENTUALLY I JUST ENDED UP FORGETTING ABOUT BEING AN ADULT. BUT EVERYONE WAS REALLY NICE ABOUT IT. BUT I ENDED UP FINDING MY DAD AND DEAN AND THAT WAS REALLY COOL.
BECKY ENDED UP TELLING A STORY ABOUT HOW SHE FOUND UNICORN SISTERS AND BROTHERS AND WAS HAPPY. EVERYONE AGREED THAT IT WAS A GOOD STORY. I ENDED UP FINDING LUCIFER AND MADE HIM SCARED OF ME WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO STUDY HIS WINGS (WHICH HE THOUGH WAS SUD EAT), BECAUSE 9 YEAR OLD ME WAS INTERESTING IN FINDING OUT WHATEVER HE COULD ABOUT THE SUPERNATURAL WORLD. OOPS. GABE MADE MY HAIR GREEN BUT DEAN MADE HIM PUT IT BACK. DEAN THEN PROCEED TO OVER REACT TO DAD BEING NICE AND THOUGH HE WAS A DEMON BUT THAT WAS CLEARED UP THE AND TWO OF THEM PROCEED TO PLAY CATCH WITH A FOOTBALL.
LILITH MADE A TEA PARTY MARY ENDED UP SERVING THE TEA TO EVERYONE'S DELIGHT ALTHOUGH MICHAEL ENDED UP MAKING A MESS OF THE CAKE ON HIS SHIRT. BECKY WAS REALLY HAPPY TO SEE CHUCK AT THE PARTY, THEY WERE ADORABLE. I JOINED BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE NICE BUT I CHOSE TO READ. MAGGIE AND LILITH ENDED UP TALKING ABOUT THEIR DOLLS AND PLAYING WITH THEM. OVER ALL THE TEA PARTY WAS A GENERAL SUCCESS.
MARRY SERVED DINNER BUT THE DINNER HAD FACES ON THEM AND SOME OF THE CHILDREN, NAMELY ED AND LUCIFER FREAKED OUT. THEN HARRY PROVED HE COULD LOVE CHILDREN WHEN HE LOVED ED, BUT THEN TURNED AROUND AND WAS A JERK TO ED AND BAILED ON HIM AND MADE HIM CRY. I ENDED UP FINDING MARRY AND HAVING A HARD TIME ACCEPTING THAT MY MOM WAS BACK, WORRYING THAT SHE WAS GOING TO LEAVE ME, AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH MOM. I'M SORRY AND I LOVE YOU. KITTY TESSA AND BECKY WERE ADORABLE, MY BROTHER AND MY MOM HAD SOME FUN ALONE TIME THAT THEY NEEDED. HARRY ENDING UP TELLING BABY BECKY ABOUT DICKS BUT SIR AND MOM PUT A STOP TO THAT. BECKY THEN STARTED TALKING TO GABE ABOUT HOW BEING CUTE WOULD GIVE YOU THE MOJO TO BE AN ANGEL. IT WAS HILARIOUSLY WONDERFUL. ADAM AND BECKY BOTH TOOK TO MARY AND CLUNG TO HER, IN THE END BECKY KEPT TALKING ABOUT DICKS AGAIN AND MARY GAVE HER ICE CREAM TO SETTLE HER DOWN. IT DIDN'T WORK. MAGGIE GAVE TESSA SOME CAT NIP AND SHE WANDERED AROUND HIGH OUT OF HER MIND FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
BECKY IN A MOVE THAT MADE NO SENSE DECIDED TO PROVE THAT SHE COULD PEE STANDING UP SHE COULD. ONLY SHE MADE A MESS OF HERSELF AND ALL THE BOYS AGREED THAT WHILE SHE COULD DO IT, SHE COULDN'T DO IT PROPERLY BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T [SIGH] AIM. EVERYONE AGREED THAT IT WAS GROSS. I STILL THINK IT'S GROSS.
CHUCK REALIZED HE WAS GOD AND PROCEEDED TO BAMF AROUND LOSING HIS BEAR BOB IN THE PROCESS. DEAN FOUND IT FOR HIM AND ALL WAS RIGHT IN THE WORLD.
ADAM BECAME A PIRATE AND INVITED EVERYONE TO JOIN HIM. HERE IS THE RUN DOWN ON WHO CHOSE WHO:
MAGGIE: ELIZABETH SWANN
JO: ANAMARIA
ELLEN: TIA DALMA (CROWLEY WAS IMPRESSED BY HER WITCHY SKILLS AND GENERALLY IN AWE OF HER BAMF SKILLS)
GABE: CAPTAIN JACK
DEAN: DAVEY JONES (EVERYONE STARTED FIGHTING HIM OFF WITH VARIOUS WEAPONS)
CHUCK: THE PIRATE DOG
LUCIFER: CAPTAIN BARBAROSSA
MY DAD WATCHED THIS WHOLE THING WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE. ED AND ANDY MISSED IT BUT WERE AWESOME NONE THE LESS.
MEG CHOSE TO PAINT AND TOLD PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO JOIN THAT THEY COULD. SOME REALLY AWESOME PAINTING WERE MADE.
CHUCK DID THIS TO HIS BEAR:
(BUT WASHED IT ALL OF LATER)
ELLEN DREW AN AWESOME PICTURE OF TESSA:
ADAM MADE A REALLY CUTE PICTURE FOR DEAN OF THE TWO OF THEM:
AND ED MADE LUCIFER A PAINTING OF THE GARDEN OF EDEN FOR LUCIFER, STILL NOT SURE WHAT TO MAKE OF THAT.
ALISTAIR ALSO SHOWED UP TO PAINT SOME REALLY UNSEEMLY PICTURES WHICH I AM NOT GOING TO SHOW HERE BECAUSE THE WERE UNSEEMLY AND MADE THE KIDS CRY. OVER ALL I THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AND WE ENDED UP WITH SOME REALLY COOL PAINTING TO SHOW FOR IT.
AZAZEL RETURNED IN A GLORIOUS FASHION AND BROUGHT THE KIDS LUNCH FOR THE DAY. ELLEN WAS IMPRESSED BY AZAEL'S AND CROWLEY'S EYES. AVA AND AZAZEL HAD A CUTE REUNION WERE HE SHOWED HER WHAT HE COULD DO WITH HIS MIND, AND SHE TRIED TO COPY IT. THE GENERAL CONSENSUS WAS THAT EVERYONE WAS HAPPY THAT HE WAS BACK.
JOHN MADE SOME SNACKS AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE HE CHOSE TO GIVE OUT COOKIES. I HAD SOME SOUP AND WENT TO READ BUT DEAN FOUND ME AND THE TWO OF US CHOSE TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE TO THE LIBRARY (SORRY DEAN, I KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANTED) CROWLEY AND ADAM THEN CAME ALONG WITH US TOO. DEAN ASKED IF BOYS COULD GET MARRIED AND THEN THAT LEAD TO AN ARGUMENT BETWEEN HIM AND GABE ON WHETHER BECKY WAS COOL OR NOT BECAUSE SHE WAS THE ONE WHO ASKED THE QUESTION. THE ANSWER TURNED OUT TO BE YES, BUT ONLY IN SOME PLACES. GABE IN HIS USUAL FASHION FEEL IN LOVE WITH THE COOKIES AND TRIED TO EAT THEM ALL HIMSELF. CASTIEL FINALLY SHOWED UP BUT IT WAS ONLY SO HE COULD BE SAD ABOUT BEING LITTLE. AND THAT WAS THE END OF SNACK TIME.
ANDY GOT A HOLD OF SOME SPEICAL BROWNIES AND GOT HIGH.... REALLY NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
AND THEN PATRICK FINALLY TURNED US ALL BACK INTO ADULTS. MOM WAS SAD BECAUSE SHE WANTS MORE KIDS, SOME PEOPLE WERE CONFUSED (ME), SOME PEOPLE WERE HAPPY TO BE BACK (LUCIFER), SOME PEOPLE WERE EMBARRASSED (ADAM, EVEN WHEN THERE WAS NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT) AND SOME PEOPLE WOKE UP WITH BRAIDS IN THEIR HAIR (ED). BUT EVERYONE GENERALLY CAME TO REALIZE THAT MAYBE THEY SHOULD TAKE THINGS WITH A BIT MORE FUN AND THAT WHILE BEING A KID IS FUN, BEING AN ADULT IS MAYBE A LITTLE BIT MORE FUN. IF THEY LET IT BE.
IN ORDER TO GET HEAD STRAIGHT AFTER SHE AND WAR WENT ON A BREAK DEATH CHOSE TO GO ON A HOLIDAY AND KILL THINGS AROUND THE GLOBE. EVERYONE SAID THAT THEY WOULD MISS HER AND THERE WERE HUGS ON A MASS SCALE PROVING THAT EVEN DEATH IS WELL LOVED (DUDE THAT WAS WEIRD TO TYPE).
MAGGIE TOOK THE KID TO HEART AND TOLD HARRY THAT SHE WANTED HIM BACK. SHE MADE HIM A NICE MUSIC VIDEO AND EVERYONE WISHED HER LUCK AND TOLD HER THAT THEY HOPED THAT IT WORKED OUT. THE VIDEO WAS ALSO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT.
*AS A SIDE NOTE IT SHOULD BE SAID THAT HARRY AND MAGGIE ARE INDEED BACK TOGETHER.
MEG AND JO CHOSE TO FINALLY SHOW US THEIR HOME AND WHAT A LOVELY HOME IT IS. EVERYONE AGREED WITH ME.
I POSTED MY ASK SAM AND ANSWERED YOUR QUESTIONS. IN IT WE DISCOVERED THAT JESS AND I NOW HAVE A TIGER FOR A PET, AND NO I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST TIGERS, AND NOW SHE IS NOT PREGNANT. I WAS ASKED IF I HUNG AROUND STARS HOLLOW AND TO BE HONEST I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT IS.
I FINALLY GOT MY BACHELOR PARTY. LUCIFER CHOSE TO DO SOME FIRE DANCING THAT WAS REALLY AWESOME. HARRY REVEALED THAT HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN ED A STREET WALKER (A PROSTITUTE) ED FOUND THIS GROSS AS HE SHOULD HAVE AND THEN IT TURNED OUT HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN ED AN ELEPHANT TOO AND SERIOUSLY HARRY WHAT THE HELL. ADAM WENT TO GO WATCH THE MALE STRIPPERS AND EVERYONE WAS OKAY WITH THAT. MOM WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH DAD IN THE HOT TUB AND THE LESS SAID ABOUT THAT THE BETTER. DEAN OPTED OUT SO HE COULD WRITE HIS SPEECH TO ME THAT HE STILL HASN'T DONE AND IS THE WHOLE REASON I'M DOING THIS, AND HAD A DRINK. FINALLY LUCI PUT ON AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE FOR US ALL.
IN AN ATTEMPT TO CHEER UP HIS FIREND HARRY GAVE ED A LARGE AMOUNT OF PHALLIC LOOKING OBJECT AND IT WAS SWEET. HOWEVER HE THEN TRIED TO GIVE ELLEN AND MY DAD A PLAN WITH A BANNER THAT WAS ABOUT THEIR LOVE AND THAT'S NOT COOL BECAUSE THAT'S MY DAD YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, AND HE'S MARRIED. HARRY LIKED IT UNTIL ED GOT INAPPROPRIATE WHEN HARRY TRIED TO THANK HIM. MY DAD GOT REALLY REALLY ANGRY AT HARRY AND EVEN THREATENED TO PUT HIM BACK IN JAIL. MY MOM WASN'T THAT UPSET AT THE ELLEN/JOHN THING BUT MY DAD WAS ANGRY ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF THEM.
AND NOW I'M DONE.
THE IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER HERE.
IS THAT I AM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW. I CAN'T WAIT.
MEFFY WAS FINALLY PULLED OUT OF BECKY BY CHUCK WHO ACTED LIKE THE GOD HE IS TO SAVE HER, HE FAINTED AND EVERYONE WAS WORRIED ABOUT HIM BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE'S NOT USED TO DOING GODLY THINGS THIS CAUSED BECKY TO PASS OUT BUT EVERYONE WAS GLAD THAT BECKY WAS NOW SAFE... MOSTLY.
LUCIFER FOUND MEFFY AND ENDED UP BEATING HIM UP AND THEN SENDING HIM BACK TO HELL WHERE HE BELONGED. THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING BUT EVERYONE WAS LEFT FEELING REALLY DOWN AFTER THE WHOLE TRUTH SPELL WITH HAD DONE SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE TO SOME RELATIONSHIPS. MOST NOTABLY THE ONE BETWEEN TESSA AND MICHAEL WHO BOTH ADMITTED THAT THEY STILL LOVED EACH OTHER. LUCIFER GOT DRUNK BECAUSE HE HAD TO KILL ANOTHER FAMILY MEMBER AND EVERYONE GENERALLY FELT DOWN IN THE DUMPS. I HOWEVER STILL WISH THAT I COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING, ANYTHING, EVEN IF IT WAS A FAILED PUNCH TO HURT MEFFY THE WAY HE HURT MY SISTER.
HARRY WENT CRAZY AND ACTUALLY THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO REALLY KNOW. IT WAS JUST HIM WANTING MAGGIE BACK. PEOPLE TOLD HIM TO GET OVER IT AND GET THE STONES TO ASK HER BACK. HE ACTED JUST LIKE HARRY WOULD AND DID NOT.
ANDY GOT A LEPRECHAUN IN HIS HOUSE BECAUSE HE ENDED UP KEEPING SOME OF IT'S STUFF, SAID CREATURE THEN PROCEEDED TO HIT ON TESSA, INSULT GABRIEL'S SIZE, CALL AVA DAFT, TRY TO BED LILITH, GET ANGRY AT ED WHO MADE AN AWESOME LUCKY CHARMS JOKE, CONFUSE DEAN, AND BOND WITH PATRICK ON THEIR ACCENTS. I'M PUTTING HIM UNDER THE ANNOYING CATEGORY.
BECKY THEN PROCEEDED TO BE IN THE DUMPS ABOUT WHAT SHE DID WITH MEFFY. EVERYONE TOLD HER TO GET OVER IT. SHE DID NOT, AND IGNORED EVERYONE. AND THAT'S ALL I CAN ACTUALLY SAY BECAUSE NO ACTUAL TALKING GOT DONE, UNLESS YOU INCLUDE LUCIFER TALKING TO HER BUT REALLY TALKING TO HIMSELF.
THEN IN A STUNNING TWIST TO TRY TO HELP US SEE THE BIGHT SIDE TO LIFE PATRICK TURNED US ALL INTO KIDS YES, KIDS. WELL HE LEFT MARY AND SIR OUT SO THEY COULD HELP WITH THE CHILDREN WHICH WAS A SMART MOVE SINCE THEY WERE THE LEAST EFFECTED BY THE TRUTH SPELL. THERE WAS A LITTLE CONFUSION ABOUT IF WE REMEMBERED OR NOT BUT AS THE DAY WENT ON WE ALL SEEMED TO FORGET. EVERYONE WAS REALLY CUTE OTHER THAN HARRY WHO WAS STILL MOSTLY A BRAT. NOTHING MUCH HAPPENED IN THAT POST OTHER THAN PEOPLE GETTING TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER AGAIN AND MOSTLY BEING CUTE.
MY DAD SET UP A DAYCARE WITH LOTS OF GAME AND JUICE WHICH BECAME THE DRINK OF CHOICE. DEAN WAS ADORABLE AND PLAYED HOUSE WITH JO AND MARIO KART WITH MEG (HE LOST). ELLEN SHOWED DEAN HER KNIFE SKILLS AND HE WAS PRETTY AMAZED BY IT. CROWLEY GOT STUCK IN WHO'S KNOWS WHERE AND ELLEN GOT REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM. AVA PLAYED WITH HER DEMON AND FREAKED A FEW PEOPLE OUT. LUCIFER GOT MAD AND THEN DEAN TOLD HIM THAT DEMONS WERE BAD BUT THEN TOOK IT BACK AND SAID THAT LUCIFER WAS ACTUALLY NICE AND SOME ONE LIKE HIM COULDN'T BE BAD. IT WAS REALLY TOUCHING AND I WISH THEY WERE ACTUALLY LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE. TESSA PROCEEDED TO BE ADORABLE WITH EVERYONE. SIR THEN MADE LUNCH FOR EVERYONE, AND THEN LUCIFER MADE TESSA INTO A KITTY AGAIN. AND SHE WAS ADORABLE.
HARRY THEN PROCEED TO BE HARRY AND GOT HIMSELF ARRESTED BY THE POLICE. AND THEN JUST TO PROVE HE WAS STILL HARRY HE MADE TESSA CRY AND CONFUSED HER, TO GET BACK AT HER LUCIFER SHAVED HIS HEAD. CONQUEST AKA PESTILENCE TRIED TO SAVE HARRY BUT MY DAD GOT HIM OUT (WHILE LEAVING ELLEN IN CHARGE OF THE KIDS) AND TOLD PESTILENCE THAT HE DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT.
AS I MENTIONED BEFORE LUCIFER TURNED TESSA INTO A KITTEN EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY CUTE. CHUCK'S MOM ENDED UP SHOWING UP BECAUSE CHUCK SPEED DIALED HER. GENERAL CUTENESS WAS HAD ALL AROUND.
ELLEN WENT TO MOSCOW TO RESCUE CROWLEY AND DID IT IN STYLE. THEY REUNITED AND IT WAS ADORABLE. EVERYONE CAME TO THE CONCLUSION (EVEN WHILE WE WERE KIDS) THAT EVEN AS A KID, ELLEN IS A BAMF.
I WAS HAVING PROBLEMS REMEMBERING IF I WAS A KID OR NOT AND EVENTUALLY I JUST ENDED UP FORGETTING ABOUT BEING AN ADULT. BUT EVERYONE WAS REALLY NICE ABOUT IT. BUT I ENDED UP FINDING MY DAD AND DEAN AND THAT WAS REALLY COOL.
BECKY ENDED UP TELLING A STORY ABOUT HOW SHE FOUND UNICORN SISTERS AND BROTHERS AND WAS HAPPY. EVERYONE AGREED THAT IT WAS A GOOD STORY. I ENDED UP FINDING LUCIFER AND MADE HIM SCARED OF ME WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO STUDY HIS WINGS (WHICH HE THOUGH WAS SUD EAT), BECAUSE 9 YEAR OLD ME WAS INTERESTING IN FINDING OUT WHATEVER HE COULD ABOUT THE SUPERNATURAL WORLD. OOPS. GABE MADE MY HAIR GREEN BUT DEAN MADE HIM PUT IT BACK. DEAN THEN PROCEED TO OVER REACT TO DAD BEING NICE AND THOUGH HE WAS A DEMON BUT THAT WAS CLEARED UP THE AND TWO OF THEM PROCEED TO PLAY CATCH WITH A FOOTBALL.
LILITH MADE A TEA PARTY MARY ENDED UP SERVING THE TEA TO EVERYONE'S DELIGHT ALTHOUGH MICHAEL ENDED UP MAKING A MESS OF THE CAKE ON HIS SHIRT. BECKY WAS REALLY HAPPY TO SEE CHUCK AT THE PARTY, THEY WERE ADORABLE. I JOINED BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE NICE BUT I CHOSE TO READ. MAGGIE AND LILITH ENDED UP TALKING ABOUT THEIR DOLLS AND PLAYING WITH THEM. OVER ALL THE TEA PARTY WAS A GENERAL SUCCESS.
MARRY SERVED DINNER BUT THE DINNER HAD FACES ON THEM AND SOME OF THE CHILDREN, NAMELY ED AND LUCIFER FREAKED OUT. THEN HARRY PROVED HE COULD LOVE CHILDREN WHEN HE LOVED ED, BUT THEN TURNED AROUND AND WAS A JERK TO ED AND BAILED ON HIM AND MADE HIM CRY. I ENDED UP FINDING MARRY AND HAVING A HARD TIME ACCEPTING THAT MY MOM WAS BACK, WORRYING THAT SHE WAS GOING TO LEAVE ME, AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH MOM. I'M SORRY AND I LOVE YOU. KITTY TESSA AND BECKY WERE ADORABLE, MY BROTHER AND MY MOM HAD SOME FUN ALONE TIME THAT THEY NEEDED. HARRY ENDING UP TELLING BABY BECKY ABOUT DICKS BUT SIR AND MOM PUT A STOP TO THAT. BECKY THEN STARTED TALKING TO GABE ABOUT HOW BEING CUTE WOULD GIVE YOU THE MOJO TO BE AN ANGEL. IT WAS HILARIOUSLY WONDERFUL. ADAM AND BECKY BOTH TOOK TO MARY AND CLUNG TO HER, IN THE END BECKY KEPT TALKING ABOUT DICKS AGAIN AND MARY GAVE HER ICE CREAM TO SETTLE HER DOWN. IT DIDN'T WORK. MAGGIE GAVE TESSA SOME CAT NIP AND SHE WANDERED AROUND HIGH OUT OF HER MIND FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
BECKY IN A MOVE THAT MADE NO SENSE DECIDED TO PROVE THAT SHE COULD PEE STANDING UP SHE COULD. ONLY SHE MADE A MESS OF HERSELF AND ALL THE BOYS AGREED THAT WHILE SHE COULD DO IT, SHE COULDN'T DO IT PROPERLY BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T [SIGH] AIM. EVERYONE AGREED THAT IT WAS GROSS. I STILL THINK IT'S GROSS.
CHUCK REALIZED HE WAS GOD AND PROCEEDED TO BAMF AROUND LOSING HIS BEAR BOB IN THE PROCESS. DEAN FOUND IT FOR HIM AND ALL WAS RIGHT IN THE WORLD.
ADAM BECAME A PIRATE AND INVITED EVERYONE TO JOIN HIM. HERE IS THE RUN DOWN ON WHO CHOSE WHO:
MAGGIE: ELIZABETH SWANN
JO: ANAMARIA
ELLEN: TIA DALMA (CROWLEY WAS IMPRESSED BY HER WITCHY SKILLS AND GENERALLY IN AWE OF HER BAMF SKILLS)
GABE: CAPTAIN JACK
DEAN: DAVEY JONES (EVERYONE STARTED FIGHTING HIM OFF WITH VARIOUS WEAPONS)
CHUCK: THE PIRATE DOG
LUCIFER: CAPTAIN BARBAROSSA
MY DAD WATCHED THIS WHOLE THING WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE. ED AND ANDY MISSED IT BUT WERE AWESOME NONE THE LESS.
MEG CHOSE TO PAINT AND TOLD PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO JOIN THAT THEY COULD. SOME REALLY AWESOME PAINTING WERE MADE.
CHUCK DID THIS TO HIS BEAR:
(BUT WASHED IT ALL OF LATER)
ELLEN DREW AN AWESOME PICTURE OF TESSA:
ADAM MADE A REALLY CUTE PICTURE FOR DEAN OF THE TWO OF THEM:
AND ED MADE LUCIFER A PAINTING OF THE GARDEN OF EDEN FOR LUCIFER, STILL NOT SURE WHAT TO MAKE OF THAT.
ALISTAIR ALSO SHOWED UP TO PAINT SOME REALLY UNSEEMLY PICTURES WHICH I AM NOT GOING TO SHOW HERE BECAUSE THE WERE UNSEEMLY AND MADE THE KIDS CRY. OVER ALL I THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AND WE ENDED UP WITH SOME REALLY COOL PAINTING TO SHOW FOR IT.
AZAZEL RETURNED IN A GLORIOUS FASHION AND BROUGHT THE KIDS LUNCH FOR THE DAY. ELLEN WAS IMPRESSED BY AZAEL'S AND CROWLEY'S EYES. AVA AND AZAZEL HAD A CUTE REUNION WERE HE SHOWED HER WHAT HE COULD DO WITH HIS MIND, AND SHE TRIED TO COPY IT. THE GENERAL CONSENSUS WAS THAT EVERYONE WAS HAPPY THAT HE WAS BACK.
JOHN MADE SOME SNACKS AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE HE CHOSE TO GIVE OUT COOKIES. I HAD SOME SOUP AND WENT TO READ BUT DEAN FOUND ME AND THE TWO OF US CHOSE TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE TO THE LIBRARY (SORRY DEAN, I KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANTED) CROWLEY AND ADAM THEN CAME ALONG WITH US TOO. DEAN ASKED IF BOYS COULD GET MARRIED AND THEN THAT LEAD TO AN ARGUMENT BETWEEN HIM AND GABE ON WHETHER BECKY WAS COOL OR NOT BECAUSE SHE WAS THE ONE WHO ASKED THE QUESTION. THE ANSWER TURNED OUT TO BE YES, BUT ONLY IN SOME PLACES. GABE IN HIS USUAL FASHION FEEL IN LOVE WITH THE COOKIES AND TRIED TO EAT THEM ALL HIMSELF. CASTIEL FINALLY SHOWED UP BUT IT WAS ONLY SO HE COULD BE SAD ABOUT BEING LITTLE. AND THAT WAS THE END OF SNACK TIME.
ANDY GOT A HOLD OF SOME SPEICAL BROWNIES AND GOT HIGH.... REALLY NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
AND THEN PATRICK FINALLY TURNED US ALL BACK INTO ADULTS. MOM WAS SAD BECAUSE SHE WANTS MORE KIDS, SOME PEOPLE WERE CONFUSED (ME), SOME PEOPLE WERE HAPPY TO BE BACK (LUCIFER), SOME PEOPLE WERE EMBARRASSED (ADAM, EVEN WHEN THERE WAS NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT) AND SOME PEOPLE WOKE UP WITH BRAIDS IN THEIR HAIR (ED). BUT EVERYONE GENERALLY CAME TO REALIZE THAT MAYBE THEY SHOULD TAKE THINGS WITH A BIT MORE FUN AND THAT WHILE BEING A KID IS FUN, BEING AN ADULT IS MAYBE A LITTLE BIT MORE FUN. IF THEY LET IT BE.
IN ORDER TO GET HEAD STRAIGHT AFTER SHE AND WAR WENT ON A BREAK DEATH CHOSE TO GO ON A HOLIDAY AND KILL THINGS AROUND THE GLOBE. EVERYONE SAID THAT THEY WOULD MISS HER AND THERE WERE HUGS ON A MASS SCALE PROVING THAT EVEN DEATH IS WELL LOVED (DUDE THAT WAS WEIRD TO TYPE).
MAGGIE TOOK THE KID TO HEART AND TOLD HARRY THAT SHE WANTED HIM BACK. SHE MADE HIM A NICE MUSIC VIDEO AND EVERYONE WISHED HER LUCK AND TOLD HER THAT THEY HOPED THAT IT WORKED OUT. THE VIDEO WAS ALSO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT.
*AS A SIDE NOTE IT SHOULD BE SAID THAT HARRY AND MAGGIE ARE INDEED BACK TOGETHER.
MEG AND JO CHOSE TO FINALLY SHOW US THEIR HOME AND WHAT A LOVELY HOME IT IS. EVERYONE AGREED WITH ME.
I POSTED MY ASK SAM AND ANSWERED YOUR QUESTIONS. IN IT WE DISCOVERED THAT JESS AND I NOW HAVE A TIGER FOR A PET, AND NO I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST TIGERS, AND NOW SHE IS NOT PREGNANT. I WAS ASKED IF I HUNG AROUND STARS HOLLOW AND TO BE HONEST I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT IS.
I FINALLY GOT MY BACHELOR PARTY. LUCIFER CHOSE TO DO SOME FIRE DANCING THAT WAS REALLY AWESOME. HARRY REVEALED THAT HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN ED A STREET WALKER (A PROSTITUTE) ED FOUND THIS GROSS AS HE SHOULD HAVE AND THEN IT TURNED OUT HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN ED AN ELEPHANT TOO AND SERIOUSLY HARRY WHAT THE HELL. ADAM WENT TO GO WATCH THE MALE STRIPPERS AND EVERYONE WAS OKAY WITH THAT. MOM WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH DAD IN THE HOT TUB AND THE LESS SAID ABOUT THAT THE BETTER. DEAN OPTED OUT SO HE COULD WRITE HIS SPEECH TO ME THAT HE STILL HASN'T DONE AND IS THE WHOLE REASON I'M DOING THIS, AND HAD A DRINK. FINALLY LUCI PUT ON AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE FOR US ALL.
IN AN ATTEMPT TO CHEER UP HIS FIREND HARRY GAVE ED A LARGE AMOUNT OF PHALLIC LOOKING OBJECT AND IT WAS SWEET. HOWEVER HE THEN TRIED TO GIVE ELLEN AND MY DAD A PLAN WITH A BANNER THAT WAS ABOUT THEIR LOVE AND THAT'S NOT COOL BECAUSE THAT'S MY DAD YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, AND HE'S MARRIED. HARRY LIKED IT UNTIL ED GOT INAPPROPRIATE WHEN HARRY TRIED TO THANK HIM. MY DAD GOT REALLY REALLY ANGRY AT HARRY AND EVEN THREATENED TO PUT HIM BACK IN JAIL. MY MOM WASN'T THAT UPSET AT THE ELLEN/JOHN THING BUT MY DAD WAS ANGRY ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF THEM.
AND NOW I'M DONE.
THE IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER HERE.
IS THAT I AM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW. I CAN'T WAIT.