CHECKING IN FROM BON TEMPS...

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SO I ARRIVED IN LOUISIANA YESTERDAY, WHERE I MET UP WITH MY COUSIN SOOKIE, WHO IMMEDIATELY BROUGHT ME INSIDE AND HELPED ME SET MY THINGS UP. HERE'S HER HOUSE, WHICH IS STILL KIND OF MESSED UP FROM WHEN THAT BITCH OF A MAENAD TOOK OVER MONTHS BACK:

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ED, IS THAT... YOU DIDN'T DRINK BLOOD, DID YOU? AND ISN'T THAT THE DUDE FROM THE GAY BAR? YOU TAPPED THAT AGAIN? WELL DONE! HE'S A VAMPIRE, HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM MR. BOSPARKLES AND HIS TECHNICOLOR STALKING COAT? >:O

(OOC: LOL I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S HOLDING, I'VE NEVER SEEN THE SHOW)

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WELL, IT KIND OF TASTED LIKE BLOOD. *GIGGLE FIT* WHATEVER IT IS, I FEEL SO SHINY RIGHT NOW. AND THERE ARE FIREWORKS! AND WHOAH, MAGGIE, YOU LOOK A NYMPH RIGHT NOW!

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THAT'S NOT A CROWN OF FLOWERS, ED. THAT'S JUST MY HAIR. TRY NOT TO DRINK ANYMORE BLOOD, BRO, I DON'T THINK IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

ED, THERE ARE PLENTY OF NICE, SEXY HUMANS *COUGHADAMCOUGH* THAT YOU CAN BE WITH, OKAY? AND HE HASN'T TRIED TO EAT YOU YET!

(OOC: OMGGGGGGGGG. AND THAT PICTURE! LOLOLOL)

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WELL IT'S PRETTTY. *REACHES OUT TO TOUCH*

NO, PROBABLY NOT. BUT PESTILENCE TRIED GETTING ME SICK. AND LAFAYETTE WAS SO NICE ABOUT SHARING HIS MEDICINE WITH ME. I COULDN'T SAY NO.

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*LEANS BACK* THANKS.

NEXT TIME, JUST SAY NO. REMEMBER D.A.R.E. FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL? IT'S JUST LIKE THAT.

OKAY, WELL... JUST BE AWARE. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE WAY YOU ARE RIGHT NOW FOR AWHILE.

(OOC: I JUST WATCHED SOME GAY SHOWER CLIP FROM IT, AND NOW I WANT TO WATCH IT, NGL. BUT I CAN'T WATCH GORY THINGS, IS THERE A LOT OF THAT?)

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*PETS HER* YOU'RE SO PRETTY. YOU'RE LIKE A REAL LIFE NYMPH! :D

DARE? OH YEAH. I DIDN'T REALLY PAY MUCH ATTENTION DURING THOSE PARTS.

I DON'T KNOW WHEN THE HELL THIS IS SUPPOSED TO WEAR OFF! I HOPE IT LASTS FOREVER.

(OOC: HAHAHA. THAT WAS FROM LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE! THERE'S A LOT OF GAY. AND A LOT OF SEX. AND SOMETIMES, IT'S GORY. BUT IT'S WORTH IT, IT REALLY IS. :D)

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*GENTLY REMOVES HIS HAND FROM HER HEAD* THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU TO SAY.

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION. HERE'S A QUICK REFRESHER: DON'T DO DRUGS DRINK VAMPIRE BLOOD. THAT SHIT STAYS WITH YOU.

(OOC: GAHHHH. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WATCHING IT SINCE SEASON ONE, BUT I NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GET ADDICTED TO ANOTHER SHOW! :P)

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I LOVE YOU MAGGIE. YOU'RE THE BESTEST SISTER EVER. JASON SAYS HI BY THE WAY. AND I THINK HE WAS WONDERING IF YOU WERE STILL SINGLE, WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE HE'S OUR COUSIN. *SHRUGS*

YEAH. JASON'S BEEN TELLING ME HOW HE HAD TO GET HIS PRICK PUMPED. I DON'T THINK I'LL TAKE THIS STUFF EVER AGAIN. D:

(OOC: IT'S SO GOOD! YOU WILL GET HOOKED ONCE YOU START WATCHING, JUST SAYING. ;))

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I LOVE YOU, TOO! AND YOU'RE DEFINITELY THE BEST BROTHER. UH... TELL JASON I SAID HI, TOO, I GUESS... *FEELS LIKE SHE SHOULD SHOWER*

o___________________O I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. BUT I'M GLAD IT'S DETERRING YOU FROM TAKING THE "MEDICINE" AGAIN.

(OOC: I LITERALLY JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD. LIKE... I DON'T EVEN KNOW.)

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WELL, YOU KNOW JASON. DOESN'T REALLY EVER THINK WITH HIS UPSTAIRS BRAIN TOO OFTEN.

IT SOUNDS SCARY AND TERRIBLE, THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. JASON SAID THEY HAD TO STICK A NEEDLE UP HIS...YEAH.

(OOC: THIS LEGIT HAPPENED ON THE SHOW; I'M NOT MAKING IT UP. XD)

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SPEAKING OF HIS UPSTAIRS BRAIN, HE SHOULD PROBABLY GET THAT CHECKED OUT SOMETIME. BOY HAS ALWAYS BEEN LESS THAN BRIGHT.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

(OOC: I... WHAT?!)

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YEAH. WELL. I'M PRETTY SURE SOOKIE GOT ALL THE BRAINS ON THAT SIDE OF THE FAMILY, ANYHOW. SPEAKING OF WHICH, WE'RE GOING TO DO SOME RESEARCH ON OUR GREATGRANDFATHER TOMORROW.

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS TELL ME HOW IT HAPPENED, AND MY BALLS SHRUNK IN RESPONSE. IT SOUNDS TERRIFYING. D:

(OOC: NO REALLY. JASON GOT SO HIGH ON VAMPIRE BLOOD, HE GOT LIKE, A PERMAERECTION AND TARA HAD TO DRIVE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL AND WATCH AS THEY DRAINED HIS PENIS.)

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THAT'S GREAT, I HOPE YOU FIND SOMETHING USEFUL! *IS THINKING ABOUT HOW LITTLE SHE KNOWS ABOUT HER OWN ~REAL FAMILY*

UM. I COULD HAVE LIVED WITHOUT KNOWING THAT, BUT OKAY.

(OOC: I LITERALLY JUST HAD TO CLOSE MY EYES AND SHAKE MY HEAD, JUST TO BEGIN PROCESSING THAT. ALSO? THE CONVERSATION YOU AND HARRY ARE HAVING RIGHT NOW IS GLORIOUS.)

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ME TOO! OHGODMYHEADSHIT. OKAY, I THINK I'M NOT HIGH NOW. WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

(OOC: LOLOLOLOL. DID I JUST SCAR YOU FOR LIFE? EXCELLENT! :D I'M DYING AT THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN HARRY AND ED RIGHT NOW, OH MY LORD.)

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*IS CONCERNED* ED, ARE YOU OKAY? WE WERE TALKING ABOUT RESEARCH! AND DICK DRAINAGE.

(OOC: I THINK SO :( AND HAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY!)

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YEAH, I'M NOT HIGH ANYMORE MAGGIE. RESEARCH? SAY WHAT IN THE HELL NOW? 0_O

(OOC: AW, BB. I'M SORRY. IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD!)