CHECKING IN FROM BON TEMPS...

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SO I ARRIVED IN LOUISIANA YESTERDAY, WHERE I MET UP WITH MY COUSIN SOOKIE, WHO IMMEDIATELY BROUGHT ME INSIDE AND HELPED ME SET MY THINGS UP. HERE'S HER HOUSE, WHICH IS STILL KIND OF MESSED UP FROM WHEN THAT BITCH OF A MAENAD TOOK OVER MONTHS BACK:




WE BONDED OVER SWEET TEA AND MORE ICE CREAM, AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT BILL, HER MISSING VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND. AN ACTUAL VAMPIRE, ONE WHO DOESN'T SPARKLE

SO WE DECIDED TO HIT UP FANGTASIA FIRST, A LOCAL VAMPIRE BAR. AND GUESS WHO OWNS THE PLACE?




YEAH. SO I WAS INTERROGATING TOTALLY NOT HAVING SEX WITH IN HIS OFFICE ERIC, WHEN PESTILENCE DECIDES TO GIVE ME I SUDDENLY CAME DOWN WITH THE COLD. NEEDLESS TO SAY, SOOKIE AND I HAD TO LEAVE THE BAR AHEAD OF SCHEDULE. >:(




THANKFULLY, ONE OF SOOKIE'S FRIENDS, LAFAYETTE, WHO KEPT HITTING ON ME, ALSO HAPPENS TO HAVE A GOOD SUPPLY OF MEDICINE. HE SAID TO COUNTERACT MY SYMPTOMS, I'D NEED SOMETHING REALLY STRONG. SO HE GAVE ME THIS:




AND NOW I FEEL AWESOME. I DON'T EVEN FEEL SICK. I'M LIKE THIS:




ONLY THERE'S FIREWORKS AND THEY TASTE LIKE RAINBOWS. :D

ALSO, GUYS. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STAY A FEW MORE DAYS. *GIGGLE FIT* BEING SICK AND ALL. SO I WON'T BE BACK UNTIL NEXT MONDAY.