DEW: He Doesn't Pay His Taxes Either

[theymp]

Title: He Doesn't Pay His Taxes Either
Author: theymp
Genre: Humour
Characters: Death and some random, novice reaper
Pairing: none
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 100
Warning/Spoilers: Spoilers for the final scenes of season 9
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.

Summary: A reaper attends a less-than-usual job.


The reaper paused at the sight of the familiar figure already beside the body on the bed. "Sir, I didn't realize-"

Death waved aside the stuttered apology. "I was just passing; it's usually not worth the effort."

The reaper gaped at this admission and politely declined the offer of popcorn.

Death shrugged and took a large handful. "I just had to see how he'd get out of being--" he coughed on an unpopped kernel "--accidentally run through with an angel blade."

The reaper jumped as a no-longer-deceased Dean Winchester sat up.

"See? Here we go again," sighed Death.

(;,;)