DEW: They Call Him Mr. Fixer
Title: They Call Him Mr. Fixer
Author: theymp
Prompt: DEW Challenge: Arthur Ketch & fire. SPN100 Challenge: fix
Genre: humour
Characters: Arthur Ketch
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 150
Warning/Spoilers: n/a
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.
Summary: Mr. Ketch has some strong opinions when it comes to membership of the British Men of Letters.
Arthur watched unseen as the black car pulled away.
"You know, I'm not blind to the advantages of being one's own agent," he spoke aloud, before turning to face the two figures that had emerged from the building's hidden other entrance.
"But the lack of structure from a formal organization inevitably leads to substandard intelligence and, in turn, piss poor planning," he tutted irritably as the creatures slowly shambled their way towards him.
"Sloppy implementation," he added, decapitating both ghouls with a single blow of his magically enhanced machete.
"Plus, they're poorly resourced, with no absolutely no thought whatsoever given to clean up," he sighed, casually tossing an incendiary device into the building. He nodded to himself in satisfaction as the fierce flames quickly consumed the structure, bodies, and all evidence of the supernatural.
"So, in conclusion," he declared. "If it's not broken, don't bloody well try to fix it."
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Author: theymp
Prompt: DEW Challenge: Arthur Ketch & fire. SPN100 Challenge: fix
Genre: humour
Characters: Arthur Ketch
Pairing: n/a
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 150
Warning/Spoilers: n/a
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.
Summary: Mr. Ketch has some strong opinions when it comes to membership of the British Men of Letters.
Arthur watched unseen as the black car pulled away.
"You know, I'm not blind to the advantages of being one's own agent," he spoke aloud, before turning to face the two figures that had emerged from the building's hidden other entrance.
"But the lack of structure from a formal organization inevitably leads to substandard intelligence and, in turn, piss poor planning," he tutted irritably as the creatures slowly shambled their way towards him.
"Sloppy implementation," he added, decapitating both ghouls with a single blow of his magically enhanced machete.
"Plus, they're poorly resourced, with no absolutely no thought whatsoever given to clean up," he sighed, casually tossing an incendiary device into the building. He nodded to himself in satisfaction as the fierce flames quickly consumed the structure, bodies, and all evidence of the supernatural.
"So, in conclusion," he declared. "If it's not broken, don't bloody well try to fix it."
(;,;)