Title: No Shame
Character: Dean
Rating: pg
Word count: 100
Summary: I rewatched S14's Mint Condition recently and I wondered who had supplied Dean with the pizza and other food if he hadn’t left his room in a week. So I decided to let Dean answer the question!
I hate all these stupid freakin’ apo-world assholes taking over my Bunker. Yeah, I know they’ve got nowhere else, and it’s big enough, but it’s my home and they’re strangers.
Strangers who look at me like I’ve got some neon light above my head - ‘Roll on up, see Michael’s ex-vessel’. Maybe I should wear sackcloth and walk through the hallways as they ring a bell, chanting ‘shame, shame.’
Luckily, I don’t need to leave my room much. There’s one guy who’s so freakin’ pleased I’m back that he’ll do anything I ask.
“Caaaas,” I honest-to-Chuck whine, “I need pizza…and pie.”