DEW: Sacrilege

[dizzojay]

SACRILEGE

Genre: Humour
Rating: T for a naughty word
Characters: Dean, Sam, Ketch
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own him

Arthur Ketch is desperate to prove to the boys that he's an ally.
His first attempt to find his way into their good graces doesn't go entirely to plan ...

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“What’s he doing in our kitchen?"
“Dean, Ketch wants to prove that he’s a reformed character, and he’s offered to cook for us; give him a chance.”
“Well whatever he’s cooking, I hope it’s not some cissy limey crap like stuffed hedgehog brains or something.”
“Here we are chaps, I hope you’re hungry.”
“PIE?”
“Yes, Dean.  I know you’re rather partial to pie.”
“What sort of pie?  Cherry? Apple? Peach ...?
“Steak and kidney.”
“Steak and … what?”
“Kidney.”
“Kidney?  As in … kidney?”
“Well…”
“YOU BAKED A PIE AND YOU PUT SOME ANIMALS’ PISS-FILTERS IN IT??!!”
“Um …”
“Enjoy yourself Sam, I’m goin’ to get a burger!”

xxxxx

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author's note: steak and kidney pie is a very popular British dish.  It's nice if you're into internal organs ... BLECH!