....passed by an ice cream truck yesterday that was playing the final song to swan lake.

gives me images of little kids holding an ice cream cone and dropping off a cliff.....

latest e-mail from my mom reads:

Planted impatience.

i *love* this image.

made me think, "that word. i do not think it means what you think it means."

....so there's this person that works in another department of my school. and let's just say that he's been an employee for a *very* long time, and he's not so good with technology. so, after *many* years, his staff finally convinced him that when he's not in the office, he really should turn on his out of office assistant in outlook. they ( Read more... )

....And the snow shall fall. and it shall fall on thy houses, and thine neighbors' houses. and it shalt beget more snow, which shalt beget ice, which shalt beget sleet, which shalt beget a wintry mix, which shalt beget more snow. and the snow shalt blow into massive drifts that shalt cover thy yard. and thou shalt observe the second sabbath, ( Read more... )

....so there's a private school at the bottom of the hill near my house. due to declining enrollment, it's closing its doors for good this year. (the tall one's excited by the anticipation of less traffic at the bottom of the hill now that people won't be dropping off kids for school ( Read more... )

....More than 1 million baby siblings recalled

this one had a defect! take it back! i want to be an only kid!

actual headline: More than 1 million baby *slings* recalled

so, for the last few days, i've been craving beef. this often happens right after i've been sick for a few days, like i was on monday ( Read more... )

....bohemian rhapsody. performed by the muppets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY&feature=fvst

... you go out to dinner for a few hours and your dog decides to try to blow up the house?

i swear, buddy, we'll be back!  *please* don't play with the pretty knobs in the kitchen again.  ever.  you don't have to kill yourself over being left alone for an evening! 

our office closes at 4:45 p.m.

at 5:06 p.m. yesterday, our illustrious it department sent out an e-mail message with detailed instructions on how we were to change our logins first thing in the morning, or else we wouldn't be able to access our e-mail.

ummmmm...yeah.