plotting is a go. get in the damn car
THERE IS MUD ON MY CANDY/WHO WISHES FOR KATY PERRY VIDEO? - WELP someone wished that the candy land boardgame was more realistic. so what did splenda do? TURN INTO CANDY LAND. yes! candy land! the gumdrop valley! the rolling hills of taffy and the rivers of chocolate milk and hot cocoa. there's even the candycane forests and licorice meadows. even the splendorites are turned in candy land folk. the guardians of the forests or the snow cream princesses who guard the ice cream mountains from the evil Mr. Mud. Mr. Mud is the super-mean enemy of Candy Land, and now that Candy Land is reality...HE IS OUT TO MUDDY UP CANDY LAND BEFORE THINGS GO BACK TO NORMAL! oh noes! but don't worry, because the man behind this really big candy land candy-made weapon will help you! ...you just need to rescue him from Mr. Mud's castle! bring your boots and plastic bags. protect the candy and avoid the evil mudblobs and the mean sour gummies while protecting the candy land folk!
BABY YOU'RE A FIREWWWWWWORK now stop setting the roofs on fire - it's festival time! Ms. Euphemia li Britannia wants to throw splendor a gorgeous summer flower festival in honor of the Japanese back home. she will try to make the festival as authentic as possible, with some new styles thrown in here and there. there will be booths, candies, food, and also wishing. you will get to post your wishes on a wall and in the morning, they will be gone, because your wish will come true.
----side plot: Liz doesn't listen to Kid's directions about proper wishing and sarcastically wishes that their skateboard had a mind of its own. so now that skateboard is zipping around splendor, destroying booths and breaking whatever gets in its way. oh dear! nice going Liz! anyways, the board is heading for the fireworks' display, and if it hits the display...hell will break loose and splendor will be a booming exploding crackle pop in the night...AND THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING. Quick! people capture that skateboard!
KALLY STOP QUOTING KATY PERRY SONGS - attention all those who were given flight rings by nura during her stay in splenda. those rings are going to go funky soon if you're not careful...
this is a maybe.
GIVE ME THAT HUMMINGBIRD HEARTBEAT but don't steal my house! - someone wishes that everyone could get wings and fly...in a poetic sense. of course, splenda doesn't care for specifics and decides to give everyone wings. splendor turns into avian society. haute couture. ooo lala. however, isn't so good, you see, EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING HAS WINGS. splendor is suddenly lifting off the ground and flying into the sky, and your job is to find a way TO GET THAT DAMN CITY DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE IT BREAKS THE ATMOSPHERE HURRY HURRY!
PICTURES FROM LAST NIGHT ENDED UP ONLINE and then someone taped them to a board - something happened. there was a party, right? well things got crazy at a big party and suddenly everyone wakes up and finds that certain things...uh not right. girls are boys, boys are girls, cats are human, and humans have tails. seems like someone poured some magic around and WHO THE FRICK GAVE ME THIS TATTOO? anyways, this was just an experiment. someone means to do worse to the city...and you better move your butts and figure out what is going on before the bastard turns the entire city into incantation hell.