voice;

[ironicarus]

Hello! Hello, Splendor.

I have a brilliant idea, you see, what this city is lacking is, well, besides television (am I right?), a proper lab.

A place to learn things, and take kids on little tours, maybe a fusion reactor or two. Most importantly, a place where we can do tests.

Yes, testing is the most important part of any laboratory, thing,

Comments

[voice]

[gardentamer]

I didn't know you were a scientist, Mr. Wheatley. What kind of tests are you doing?

[voice]

[ironicarus]

[ oh no, it's that totally harmless friendly girl from before. ]

Perfectly safe and friendly ones, like, petting small horses, and baking cakes!

And, and, um. potato batteries.

[voice]

[gardentamer]

Petting small horses and baking cakes? Those sound like a lot of fun. I've never heard of a potato battery before. What kind of testing is that?

[voice]

[ironicarus]

Ahm, well.

You can get a small charge of electricity from a potato, under certain circumstances.

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[gardentamer]

You can? What kind of circumstances make that happen?

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[ironicarus]

[ Um. ]

Electrons, and, um, wires.

[gardentamer]

That sounds pretty scientific.

[ironicarus]

Yes, absolutely. They're a fun experiment for small children.

[gardentamer]

Maybe you can show me sometime? I think it'd be interesting to see something powered by a potato!