[ And here we go with yet another loud broadcast. It's been a good week or so since we've heard this annoying voice over the feed, but you can't get rid of him so easily. America is seen reporting from his bed again, the seal propped up on an object of some sort. He's just really in a tank top and jeans-- lounging clothes. ]
ATTENTION EVERYBODY
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I'm afraid I'm not familiar with anything on that list. What are hamburgers?
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HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!? IT'S ONLY THE GREATEST THING EATABLE.
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Is it really? What is it made of?
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OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CITY.
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It doesn't sound very delicious. Maybe you just have bad taste.
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SPLENDOR, I WISH THIS GUY HAD THE BEST TASTING HAMBURGER EVER IN HIS HANDS RIGHT NOW.
[ ... a moment of silence and there is a hamburger that appears before you, but it kind of misses your hands and flops on the floor. ]
EAT IT. EAT IT AND TASTE HOW AWESOME IT IS. OH GOD. PLEASE.
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