QUARTO ×× VOICE/ACTION @ CARTER ESTATE

[fireandire]

[Well, after being in Splendor for close to a month, Xanxus has finally moved into his designated living space! He has surveyed the estate and decided that it will do. His last stop is the kitchen, in which he finds what are obviously supposed to be provisions for him as they consist entirely of meat and booze. His brow furrows at this, because he

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[fireandire]

Did you also tell him to get all this meat and booze?

[How stupid do you think your boss is, Squalo? He's not Levi.]

[fireandire]

[There is silence for a moment on Xanxus's side of the seal save for the soft clink of ice in a glass.]

Well then if it's so easy for you to get over here to talk to trash then come here and make me some food.
[The tone of Xanxus's voice though does suggest that the subtle ego stroke in Squalo's explanation was effective. Boss is placated. For now.]

[fireandire]

[Xanxus is always more important than anything you have to do, silly Squalo!]

Skirt steak. And be quick about it.

[fireandire]

[Xanxus just waits. Impatiently. The number of minutes it takes him to arrive is roughly how hard he'll be throwing his empty glass at Squalo's head.]

[fireandire]

[The door is actually ajar so Squalo's knocking opens it just enough to allow the glass just thrown by his dear bossu to connect with his head.]

You're slow.
[Granted Xanxus has no idea how close Squalo even was when he summoned him. He also doesn't care.]

Get me another drink while you're at it, trash.

[fireandire]

[You know you love it :|]

Sometimes I really wish you had a muzzle, fucking shark.

[fireandire]

[Oh now what's this. Xanxus actually looks up from his dinner to see what the fuck even.

OH. WELL NOW. THIS IS AN EXCITING DEVELOPMENT.]

That's a good look for you.
[He doesn't even care how the fuck it got there.]

[fireandire]

[Xanxus is enjoying this way too much to do that!]

What's that, trash? I can't understand what you're saying.