May 30, 2011 02:24
[Well, after being in Splendor for close to a month, Xanxus has finally moved into his designated living space! He has surveyed the estate and decided that it will do. His last stop is the kitchen, in which he finds what are obviously supposed to be provisions for him as they consist entirely of meat and booze. His brow furrows at this, because he knows the only person who should know to do this is Squalo. And Squalo doesn't live here. EITHER WAY, he obviously needs to designate it as his territory.]
Hey, trash who lives in Carter. The meat and booze in the kitchen is mine, so none of you fucking touch it. If you do, I'll kill you.
[And with that Xanxus grabs a bottle of whiskey and, unable to spot a bottle opener within five seconds of looking, smashes the top off on the nearest counter-top. And then pours himself a glass.
He is the epitome of the suave Italian man I bet you are jealous!]
Filtered to Squalo:
Hey stupid shark, who the hell have you been talking to? I don't need you fucking looking after me like I'm some kid.
[This is an outrageous lie, of course.]
rapunzel,
squalo superbi,
tsunayoshi sawada,
alaude,
xanxus,
reborn