May 10, 2011 15:20
[Xanxus has been in Splendor for at least a couple weeks now, and he hasn't really done much of anything. All he's been doing is sleeping, drinking, eating, and occasionally slipping out of the castle to get more meat and booze. Being the spoiled brat he is, Xanxus is used to his subordinates doing the shopping for him, but considering the only subordinates he (thinks) he has in Splendor are the younger versions of Mammon and Squalo (the former he doesn't even really consider to be his subordinate anymore), it would be easier to just do it himself.
However, he's getting sick of it now. That's when he remembers Splendor's wishing system. Surprisingly, Xanxus has not made one single wish yet, but that's about to change. He wishes that he could just have all the fine meat and booze he wants without having to go out to get it; he remembers Ion's warning to be specific, so he keeps all the brands he likes in mind, too. What he forgets to specify is exactly where he wants this shit, and how much he wants. As a result... Xanxus's room is now completely filled with his favorite meats and booze, and he and Bester are buried in all of it.
Anyone staying in Arborn Castle will probably hear a loud, frightening roar, followed by the sound of various heavy objects colliding with the wall near his room. That would be Bester blasting the door off, causing large quantitites of bottles and containers of meat to go flying out of the room, along with Xanxus himself. About half of the bottles and containers remain in tact on the ground in the hallway, while the other half have been completely smashed, leaving pools of booze and chunks of meat on the floor, which Bester immediately begins cleaning up. With his mouth.
Meanwhile, it seems Xanxus's seal has started recording the scene as he gets back to his feet. Viewers will be able to see the huge mess in the hallway, as well as the gigantic pile of meat and booze that is still completely taking up his room. Looks like he'll have to move into a different one, but that really isn't a problem. The mess in the hallway is the real problem.
Oh yeah, Xanxus's clothes are stained with booze and delicious meat juices, too. There are also some bottle shards in his hair, but those aren't as noticeable.]
Fucking hate this place...
[No, he does not realize that his seal is on right now.]
byakuran,
sync the tempest,
xanxus (tyl),
squalo superbi,
leonard l church,
xanxus,
daemon spade,
ion