005 ♋ Video

[trollsbackwards]

[ this is the part of the day where one should really wonder just what in the world is going on in that one home with the derpy kid and the raging troll. just to alleviate the stress of having to be curious, feel free to notice that the camera angle is off. yes, that's right. Karkat is facing the video feed sideways, on the floor. he's even

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[dorkways]

Quit whining and just watch, dude!

[trollsbackwards]

OH GOD. THIS IS SOME KIND OF TORTURE ON YOUR PLANET, ISN'T IT!?

[dorkways]

No! This is hanging out and having fun! [beat] Well, usually you wouldn't be tied up but you were difficult about it!

[trollsbackwards]

WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, I AM THROWING YOUR ASS INTO THE RECUPERACOON TO CALM YOU THE FUCK DOWN!

[dorkways]

Hahahahaha! That's only going to make me get all slimy and gross!

[trollsbackwards]

Just like you fucking like it!

[dorkways]

It'd be cooler if it was ghost slime! Hehe.

[trollsbackwards]

Keep this shit up and you WILL BE ghost slime!

[dorkways]

How? You're all tied up!

[trollsbackwards]

WATCH AS I WISH FOR THIS SHIT TO GO AWAY!

[dorkways]

It won't work if I wish for that not to work!

Which I already did!

[trollsbackwards]

GODDAMN IT JOHN! WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG! I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT ME TO FUCKING HATE YOU, DUMPASS!

[dorkways]

...Because I'm pretty sure you'll punch me in the face if you manage to get free.