005 ♋ Video
[ this is the part of the day where one should really wonder just what in the world is going on in that one home with the derpy kid and the raging troll. just to alleviate the stress of having to be curious, feel free to notice that the camera angle is off. yes, that's right. Karkat is facing the video feed sideways, on the floor. he's even struggling and there MAY be a glance of the rope tying him to the chair! ]
MAY DAY, MAY DAY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU HUMANS SAY WHEN ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED! I AM CURRENTLY BEING HELD AGAINST MY FUCKING WILL AND BEING SUBJUGATED TO EYE ROTTING FILTH! SHIT, THIS IS A LEGIT KIDNAPPING SO SOMEONE BETTER FIND THIS AND PLACE THIS FILTHY HUMAN WITH HORRIBLE TASTE AND PUT HIM TO GODDAMN JUSTICE!
...That is your first fucking clue to get on this, Terezi!
[ woah what's this? ANOTHER VOICE! ]
- Don't listen to him, he's being over dramatic! This movie is AWESOME.
[ Suddenly! Karkat turns his attention from the feed to someone off camera! ...yeah, it's John. as if there is any doubt. ]
FUCK YOU! I'd rather have my arms ripped off and shoved in my ears than have to watch that human reunite with that family for the fifth fucking time!
Maybe we wouldn't have to if you finally admitted to the beauty of the tearful family reunion, jeez!
I don't have a family, fucknuts! This movie does nothing but boggle my thinkpan about how you humans even get along. There was so much fucking potential in that Virus character and half of those inmates for a beautiful blackrom, but NO. Your shitty human values of family just HAS to take the lead and leave all the rest in the back seat... It's even more fucking pathetic that you shed tears. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.
What! It's a touching moment! When he hands her the bunny… [WAVERING. VOICE.]
Oh god... You're going to fucking cry just at the mere thought of that...
COME ON YOU FUCKASSES. I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING. I WOULD GET ON MY FUCKING HANDS AND KNEES AND POTENTIALLY DEGRADE MYSELF JUST FOR SOMEONE TO COME AND UN FUCKING TIE ME FROM THIS CHAIR!!!!
[excited squeal] It's starting again! [ see that hand grabbing the seal...? ]
John! Fuck - no! Don't! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -
[ end transmission ]
(( ooc: for the record, Karkat is being forced into watching Con Air until John gets tired of the movie ohgodsomeonepleasesavehim John is BLUE and Karkat is GRAY ))
MAY DAY, MAY DAY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU HUMANS SAY WHEN ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED! I AM CURRENTLY BEING HELD AGAINST MY FUCKING WILL AND BEING SUBJUGATED TO EYE ROTTING FILTH! SHIT, THIS IS A LEGIT KIDNAPPING SO SOMEONE BETTER FIND THIS AND PLACE THIS FILTHY HUMAN WITH HORRIBLE TASTE AND PUT HIM TO GODDAMN JUSTICE!
...That is your first fucking clue to get on this, Terezi!
[ woah what's this? ANOTHER VOICE! ]
- Don't listen to him, he's being over dramatic! This movie is AWESOME.
[ Suddenly! Karkat turns his attention from the feed to someone off camera! ...yeah, it's John. as if there is any doubt. ]
FUCK YOU! I'd rather have my arms ripped off and shoved in my ears than have to watch that human reunite with that family for the fifth fucking time!
Maybe we wouldn't have to if you finally admitted to the beauty of the tearful family reunion, jeez!
I don't have a family, fucknuts! This movie does nothing but boggle my thinkpan about how you humans even get along. There was so much fucking potential in that Virus character and half of those inmates for a beautiful blackrom, but NO. Your shitty human values of family just HAS to take the lead and leave all the rest in the back seat... It's even more fucking pathetic that you shed tears. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.
What! It's a touching moment! When he hands her the bunny… [WAVERING. VOICE.]
Oh god... You're going to fucking cry just at the mere thought of that...
COME ON YOU FUCKASSES. I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING. I WOULD GET ON MY FUCKING HANDS AND KNEES AND POTENTIALLY DEGRADE MYSELF JUST FOR SOMEONE TO COME AND UN FUCKING TIE ME FROM THIS CHAIR!!!!
[excited squeal] It's starting again! [ see that hand grabbing the seal...? ]
John! Fuck - no! Don't! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -
[ end transmission ]
(( ooc: for the record, Karkat is being forced into watching Con Air until John gets tired of the movie ohgodsomeonepleasesavehim John is BLUE and Karkat is GRAY ))