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014 • action

Apr 01, 2011 19:54

[ If you awaken early this morning, all will be peaceful save for your hearing a slight rummaging outside your residence. Should you investigate, you may find one (1) Death the Kid affixing a second door handle on your entranceway, so it looks something like this. It seems that something has set his OCD off today, so while he'll be quite polite and ( Read more... )

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patchworkdoctor April 2 2011, 04:18:34 UTC

[You woke someone up.

He's been having some trouble sleeping, Kid.

He sticks his head out, and, if you look closely, you can see the death in his eyes.]

What. Are. You doing.

grimreaping April 2 2011, 04:28:58 UTC

Fixing the doors.

[ this should be obvious, Stein ]

patchworkdoctor April 2 2011, 04:44:11 UTC

This door is automated. There's nothing to fix, unless you feel like putting another panel on the other side.

[Must not kill him, must not kill him, must not kill him...]

grimreaping April 2 2011, 04:52:08 UTC

[ Kid looks thoughtfully at the door, as though trying to figure out how problematic installing a second keypad would actually be. ]

patchworkdoctor April 2 2011, 04:54:15 UTC

... [Oh god damnit-]

No. No. The door does not need another damn keypad. Go.

grimreaping April 2 2011, 04:56:38 UTC

[ Kid's eyeballing the millimeters he'd have to allow for the clearance of the second keypad -- ]

patchworkdoctor April 2 2011, 05:48:37 UTC

...

[Stein hits the wall with his fist, right above where the original keypad is. His voice is very low and very dangerous.]

Kid. If you do not leave right now, I will remove you myself.

grimreaping April 2 2011, 13:22:01 UTC

... if you don't let me fix your door, I'm going to have to fix the rest of your apartment instead, to compensate for the lost symmetry.

patchworkdoctor April 2 2011, 19:05:53 UTC

[TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME.]

But then the apartments around mine will not be symmetrical.

It will throw off the symmetry of the entire city.

You'd have to construct an entirely new set of buildings.

grimreaping April 3 2011, 00:08:19 UTC

[ If Kid had a screw in HIS head, this is where he'd start spinning it, weighing the pros and cons of agreeing to those terms.

but what it basically comes down to is,

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

and he goes back to the keypad ]

This will be a better solution for both of us then.

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