[ If you awaken early this morning, all will be peaceful save for your hearing a slight rummaging outside your residence. Should you investigate, you may find one (1) Death the Kid affixing a second door handle on your entranceway, so it looks something
like this. It seems that something has set his OCD off today, so while he'll be quite polite and efficient in your new (unwanted) hardware installation, it'll be near-impossible to dissuade him from finishing. ]