a. Who wouldn't people ship with you? b. Who wouldn't be your arch-nemesis? c. A woman whose DVD library included MegaSnake and SS Doomtrooper. d. Using a low-powered catapult. e. Cream puff-carrying Julie has a mishap on the ice, while her shrubbery looks on. f. Butter. g. Who wouldn't be a... Oh, never mind. h. Yet another flame war between splash_the_cat/dwinn shippers and splash_the_cat/fairmer shippers, both claiming canon.
h. Yet another flame war between splash_the_cat/dwinn shippers and splash_the_cat/fairmer shippers, both claiming canon.
*DIES*
The dwinn and I went out to dinner with fairmer and her husband on Friday. Now, if I go to dinner with Mer and there's some sort of after dinner mint given, I give her mine. On Friday, I gave it to the dwinn. And Mer said something to the effect of, "You're picking your husband over your wife!?"
a. People would ship you with themselves. Completely natural, yo. b. ponygenerator (note: this is a placeholder only, and not in full use at this time, and possibly never) c. Mary Sue would know every episode by name, airing date, and guest appearance...to any show ever named in the journal. She would, in fact, know all the journal entry numbers by heart. She would have deep, soul-searching violet eyes--only known because of her mesmerizing self-portrait icon. People would suspect she was a sockpuppet. d. When you claim that ponies/Ronon's shaved locks is your new canon OTP. e. splash_the_cat and ponygenerator hate each other, but they will soon learn they must work together to restore peace and justice and love to the interwebs! f. Probably much of the same as e. g. Anyone you wanted to be. h. annerbhp and beanpot would start a flagging war in your journal, over the subtle but necessary difference between "adult" and "explicit" content--in regards to your new Ponies/Ronon's shaved locks fic.
h. annerbhp and beanpot would start a flagging war in your journal, over the subtle but necessary difference between "adult" and "explicit" content--in regards to your new Ponies/Ronon's shaved locks fic.
Well I think it all depends - did the ponies make ronon shave his head? Because if so - the Ponies and I are through! THROUGH I TELL YOU!
I object. You did this meme before, and I responded, and I was hilarious in a way I cannot replicate, and I have been searching your archives for the past *mumbles* to prove it, but I know it happened, because woodface's was also hilarious, and I remember it all distinctly.
a. Who would people ship me with? splash_the_cat/Dar Williams forever, bay-bee!!!eleventy!one!
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis? abyssinia4077, she who murders ponies
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like? One day, Mary Sue was hired to work with splash_the_cat. She decided to work the same job, you see, even though she had an Oxford education and was really asked to head the entire school. One day, splash_the_cat was having a little bit of trouble trying to keep the office people in line, and Mary Sue helped her resolve the problem. And then she cured cancer. And she gave splash_the_cat incredibly sincere writing advice that made splash_the_cat get published and be Number 1 on the New York Times Bestseller List, but Mary Sue didn't want any credit. Instead, she tossed her gossamer locks and came in the office one day and had to give her notice. "ONOZ!" splash_the_cat cried. "Why are you leaving us?" Mary Sue revealed she was planning to die by giving up her heart for dwinn, who had his heart broken by Sam and Jack never getting married on Stargate SG-1. "But I'm in love with you!" exclaimed splash_the_cat and she sobbed on her desk. Mary
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b. Who wouldn't be your arch-nemesis?
c. A woman whose DVD library included MegaSnake and SS Doomtrooper.
d. Using a low-powered catapult.
e. Cream puff-carrying Julie has a mishap on the ice, while her shrubbery looks on.
f. Butter.
g. Who wouldn't be a... Oh, never mind.
h. Yet another flame war between splash_the_cat/dwinn shippers and splash_the_cat/fairmer shippers, both claiming canon.
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*DIES*
The dwinn and I went out to dinner with fairmer and her husband on Friday. Now, if I go to dinner with Mer and there's some sort of after dinner mint given, I give her mine. On Friday, I gave it to the dwinn. And Mer said something to the effect of, "You're picking your husband over your wife!?"
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b. ponygenerator (note: this is a placeholder only, and not in full use at this time, and possibly never)
c. Mary Sue would know every episode by name, airing date, and guest appearance...to any show ever named in the journal. She would, in fact, know all the journal entry numbers by heart. She would have deep, soul-searching violet eyes--only known because of her mesmerizing self-portrait icon. People would suspect she was a sockpuppet.
d. When you claim that ponies/Ronon's shaved locks is your new canon OTP.
e. splash_the_cat and ponygenerator hate each other, but they will soon learn they must work together to restore peace and justice and love to the interwebs!
f. Probably much of the same as e.
g. Anyone you wanted to be.
h. annerbhp and beanpot would start a flagging war in your journal, over the subtle but necessary difference between "adult" and "explicit" content--in regards to your new Ponies/Ronon's shaved locks fic.
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Well I think it all depends - did the ponies make ronon shave his head? Because if so - the Ponies and I are through! THROUGH I TELL YOU!
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So.
Hmph.
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splash_the_cat/Dar Williams forever, bay-bee!!!eleventy!one!
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
abyssinia4077, she who murders ponies
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
One day, Mary Sue was hired to work with splash_the_cat. She decided to work the same job, you see, even though she had an Oxford education and was really asked to head the entire school. One day, splash_the_cat was having a little bit of trouble trying to keep the office people in line, and Mary Sue helped her resolve the problem. And then she cured cancer. And she gave splash_the_cat incredibly sincere writing advice that made splash_the_cat get published and be Number 1 on the New York Times Bestseller List, but Mary Sue didn't want any credit. Instead, she tossed her gossamer locks and came in the office one day and had to give her notice. "ONOZ!" splash_the_cat cried. "Why are you leaving us?" Mary Sue revealed she was planning to die by giving up her heart for dwinn, who had his heart broken by Sam and Jack never getting married on Stargate SG-1. "But I'm in love with you!" exclaimed splash_the_cat and she sobbed on her desk. Mary ( ... )
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...you win at teh internets today.
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But Dar for the win!
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