a. Who would people ship me with? splash_the_cat/Dar Williams forever, bay-bee!!!eleventy!one!
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis? abyssinia4077, she who murders ponies
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like? One day, Mary Sue was hired to work with splash_the_cat. She decided to work the same job, you see, even though she had an Oxford education and was really asked to head the entire school. One day, splash_the_cat was having a little bit of trouble trying to keep the office people in line, and Mary Sue helped her resolve the problem. And then she cured cancer. And she gave splash_the_cat incredibly sincere writing advice that made splash_the_cat get published and be Number 1 on the New York Times Bestseller List, but Mary Sue didn't want any credit. Instead, she tossed her gossamer locks and came in the office one day and had to give her notice. "ONOZ!" splash_the_cat cried. "Why are you leaving us?" Mary Sue revealed she was planning to die by giving up her heart for dwinn, who had his heart broken by Sam and Jack never getting married on Stargate SG-1. "But I'm in love with you!" exclaimed splash_the_cat and she sobbed on her desk. Mary Sue just handed her a tissue and looked at splash_the_cat through teary eyes and said it was for the best; she could never come between dwinn and splash_the_cat even though dwinn, too, had revealed his love for her. Just then, the transplant team came in the door and Mary Sue died on splash_the_cat's desk, but before she did, she revealed the secret behind cold fusion. The end.
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark? splash_the_cat and beanpot star in a wacky comedy called My Little Pony Adventures, created, produced and directed by holdouttrout.
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom. surreallis decides to leave the SG-1 fandom, which makes splash_the_cat reassess her priorities now that those pesky BNF regs are out of the way.
f. What would a typical badfic involve? splash_the_cat and shutthef_up find a baby walrus on the beach. Wackiness ensues.
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom? katcorvi would reign supreme and would eventually be given the intarweb after complaining about only being offered Usenet.
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank? splash_the_cat starts a thread called What Are Your Thoughts On Ponies? and the old-school HorseFans object, calling the n00bs shallow. Meanwhile, the MuleFans pontificate over their superiority in fandom while it all goes down.
Um, yeah. I am supposed to be working right now. Why do you ask?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom. surreallis decides to leave the SG-1 fandom, which makes splash_the_cat reassess her priorities now that those pesky BNF regs are out of the way.
splash_the_cat/Dar Williams forever, bay-bee!!!eleventy!one!
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
abyssinia4077, she who murders ponies
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
One day, Mary Sue was hired to work with splash_the_cat. She decided to work the same job, you see, even though she had an Oxford education and was really asked to head the entire school. One day, splash_the_cat was having a little bit of trouble trying to keep the office people in line, and Mary Sue helped her resolve the problem. And then she cured cancer. And she gave splash_the_cat incredibly sincere writing advice that made splash_the_cat get published and be Number 1 on the New York Times Bestseller List, but Mary Sue didn't want any credit. Instead, she tossed her gossamer locks and came in the office one day and had to give her notice. "ONOZ!" splash_the_cat cried. "Why are you leaving us?" Mary Sue revealed she was planning to die by giving up her heart for dwinn, who had his heart broken by Sam and Jack never getting married on Stargate SG-1. "But I'm in love with you!" exclaimed splash_the_cat and she sobbed on her desk. Mary Sue just handed her a tissue and looked at splash_the_cat through teary eyes and said it was for the best; she could never come between dwinn and splash_the_cat even though dwinn, too, had revealed his love for her. Just then, the transplant team came in the door and Mary Sue died on splash_the_cat's desk, but before she did, she revealed the secret behind cold fusion. The end.
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
splash_the_cat and beanpot star in a wacky comedy called My Little Pony Adventures, created, produced and directed by holdouttrout.
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
surreallis decides to leave the SG-1 fandom, which makes splash_the_cat reassess her priorities now that those pesky BNF regs are out of the way.
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
splash_the_cat and shutthef_up find a baby walrus on the beach. Wackiness ensues.
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
katcorvi would reign supreme and would eventually be given the intarweb after complaining about only being offered Usenet.
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?
splash_the_cat starts a thread called What Are Your Thoughts On Ponies? and the old-school HorseFans object, calling the n00bs shallow. Meanwhile, the MuleFans pontificate over their superiority in fandom while it all goes down.
Um, yeah. I am supposed to be working right now. Why do you ask?
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...you win at teh internets today.
ETA for bad html.
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But Dar for the win!
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good pr0n name
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surreallis decides to leave the SG-1 fandom, which makes splash_the_cat reassess her priorities now that those pesky BNF regs are out of the way.
*DIES* That and the Mary sue had me in stitches.
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