Abandon shame, all ye who enter here. Heh. I said enter.

Nov 29, 2007 21:29

sugargroupie has a post reminding hetfic writers that yes, indeed, there's more positions out there than the missionary position, and women like them!So in honor of lj's new adult content flagging scheme and a fit of catwaxing, I went through all my het smut and broke it down by position/act. Apparently I am a very bad het smut writer and need to actually ( Read more... )

meta_fanfic, writing_fanwriting, meme

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abyssinia4077 November 30 2007, 03:03:53 UTC
YAY GATE RAMPS!!!

(I'm having the hardest time resisting clicking that little red flag somewhere just to see what happens)

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splash_the_cat November 30 2007, 03:18:03 UTC
Go flag Bean! Ponies are obscene!

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abyssinia4077 November 30 2007, 04:24:04 UTC
*waves flag at Bean*

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synecdochic November 30 2007, 04:13:36 UTC
You get a "why should this content be flagged?" confirmation page with:

Explicit Adult Content
Offensive Content
Hate Speech
Illegal Activity
Nude Images of Minors

...as options.

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splash_the_cat November 30 2007, 04:19:52 UTC
I figured as much, but I had these visions of accidentally flagging people due to sloppy mousing. :)

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synecdochic November 30 2007, 04:24:27 UTC
Hee! Nah, you have extra confirmation, and after that, a single report (or just a few reports) doesn't do any good -- there has to be a certain number of reports before a human even sees it.

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abyssinia4077 November 30 2007, 04:27:55 UTC
Aw, that's all boring! There should be a "the content of this post is so hot it will make the entire internet spontaneously explode" option.

And, I don't know, fireballs or something...okay, I admit, I'm just being much too amused that the flag looks like a flame...

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splash_the_cat November 30 2007, 04:30:39 UTC
okay, I admit, I'm just being much too amused that the flag looks like a flame...

OMG. I hadn't even noticed that. Too funny.

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abyssinia4077 November 30 2007, 04:32:01 UTC
It was the first thing I noticed. I was all "hey, there's this little blue box with a flaming stick...I wonder what that does...OHHH!!!")

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_minxy_ November 30 2007, 04:59:20 UTC
There should also be a 'troll!' option, maybe 'omg this person totally plagerized my fanfic!' option, and maybe a 'narrowminded git' option... though the last might fall under 'hate-speech'

...is being a sockpuppet a flagable offense? Or rather, should it be?

*ponders*

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abyssinia4077 November 30 2007, 05:06:02 UTC
ooh!
And a "they didn't write my OTP!" option too!

(I have no idea if I'm just feeling manic or something, but this whole thing is amusing me WAY too much)

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splash_the_cat November 30 2007, 05:23:39 UTC
Oh! and there should be an option to get notifications that you've been flagged, like when people friend and defriend you!

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abyssinia4077 November 30 2007, 05:35:59 UTC
*wants to play LJ-land capture the flag*

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_minxy_ November 30 2007, 06:02:26 UTC
Yes! Because then you can go back and flag them in vengance! And wankery can ensue!

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