Abandon shame, all ye who enter here. Heh. I said enter.

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sugargroupie has a post reminding hetfic writers that yes, indeed, there's more positions out there than the missionary position, and women like them!

So in honor of lj's new adult content flagging scheme and a fit of catwaxing, I went through all my het smut and broke it down by position/act. Apparently I am a very bad het smut writer and need to actually write some more missionary...

ETA: It's officially memed! Go through all your smut, and select stories where a woman was involved in a sexual act (het sex). Link to the story and list the positions (stated or implied) used, so we can all find the good smut.



101 Fabulous Sex Tips (Sam/Jack): Implied wall sex. Female superior. Missionary making out with dirty talking.

Consummate Professionals (Sam/Jack): Oral. Missionary on the floor with masturbation.

Wash and Wear (Sam/Jack): Blow job. Female superior.

Short Supply(Sam/Jack/Daniel): Blow job and handjobs. In a supply closet.

Code Red (Sam/Jack): Chair sex. Poorly-timed call from the president.

Chapel of Love (Sam/Jack): Implied missionary.

In the City of Brotherly Love (Sam/Daniel): Reverse cowgirl. Blow job. Missionary. In that order. On the gate ramp. Heh.

Who's Your Daddy? (Sam/Daniel): Implied female superior.

Five Things: Five ways Sam got off thinking about one or more of her team members (Sam/Jack. Sam/Teal'c. Jack/Teal'c. Sam/Daniel) : Fantasized shower sex. Masturbation.

Soft Touch (Sam/Jack): Female superior. I'm sensing a trend…

Observation of fine structure lines (Sam/Jack): Oral.

Taken in Hand (Sam/Jack): Masturbation.

The Copernican Principle (Sam/Ronon): Doggy style.