Bifocals
I'm getting a set of bifocals next week. Very jazzy frames and expensive polycarbonate lenses. My eyes are pretty darn bad for nearsightedness, and I found myself dipping my head quite a bit in order to read close up. But I'm not even 43 yet! What's a myopic boy to do for his mid life crisis? I think it's not a coincidence that my dad got his bifocals at 43 as well. I've eaten a lot of carrots, but apparently not quite enough.