Jan 09, 2008 04:00
awesomexrob: $6.83
she diesxtonight: what if it's the worst beej you've ever had in your life
awesomexrob: then you have to give me 4.64
she diesxtonight: oh wtf
she diesxtonight: I'm supposed to be making money
she diesxtonight: not losing
awesomexrob: then do good
she diesxtonight: you must remember
she diesxtonight: that i am unexperienced
awesomexrob: am i supposed to lol now or later?
she diesxtonight: now
she diesxtonight: and then later
awesomexrob: hahaha
she diesxtonight: after experiencing such beej
awesomexrob: you give bad head?
she diesxtonight: and then going "omg why did i agree to this?"
she diesxtonight: I DONT GIVE HEAD
awesomexrob: wtf why not
she diesxtonight: because all the boys i know are dirty
she diesxtonight: and have showed me no reason as to why i should do them such favor as going down on them
she diesxtonight: other than it will increase my status as a whore and further their manipulation with me
awesomexrob: damn
she diesxtonight: so maybe when i meet a guy that hasn't slept with every girl on this coast
she diesxtonight: and then some
awesomexrob: at least you didnt say "because its icky"
awesomexrob: hey i havent slept with a coast
she diesxtonight: hahahahah
she diesxtonight: how many girls have you slept with
awesomexrob: 6
she diesxtonight: you're a damned liar
awesomexrob: a few..why?
she diesxtonight: hahah to prove my point
she diesxtonight: that all the guys i know are diiiirtttyyyy
awesomexrob: im not dirty!
she diesxtonight: unless they're a virgin named Jason
awesomexrob: i have papers to prove
she diesxtonight: your penis is tainted
she diesxtonight: by the saliva and vagina of many girls
she diesxtonight: and probably rectal cavities
awesomexrob: omg you are horrible
she diesxtonight: ahahhaha
she diesxtonight: i'm greatly amused by this