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Today is not as exciting as yesterday was, to my relief.
Last night I woke as 2:00 am after only having slept an hour with the intense demanding notion that I had to get my contacts out of my eyes, or I would damage my eyes. After a good five minutes of sleepy poking and prodding at my right eye, to no avail, I switched and quickly pulled the contact from my left. As if in a drunken stupor I lumbered about blindly searching for a case and settled for a bottle cap. I put on my old pair of glasses to ensure I could make due with the old prescription the next morning and tried to back to sleep.
That didn't work, so I got up and did Flapping motion and Push-Pull. It was so hard to ground blind, but I didn't want to turn on the light and put on my glasses.
That did the trick and I went right to sleep, for 5 HOURS! so I didn't catch the train and Dad magnanimously let me use the car after he . . .
A squirrel just jumped into a trash, retrieved a bagel, and came up through a hole in the door/lid. He got half of it out and part of it stuck in the hole, which he came back to get and then jumped back in to get the other half on the bagel.
This time he opened the door from the inside to get out.
Now he's got a chicken bone.
He's made like five dives now,
This is pretty odd, I laughed out loud twice.
Well the squirrel bit is better than anything else I can say about my day.
In the words of John Hodgeman,
THAT IS ALL.
Last night I woke as 2:00 am after only having slept an hour with the intense demanding notion that I had to get my contacts out of my eyes, or I would damage my eyes. After a good five minutes of sleepy poking and prodding at my right eye, to no avail, I switched and quickly pulled the contact from my left. As if in a drunken stupor I lumbered about blindly searching for a case and settled for a bottle cap. I put on my old pair of glasses to ensure I could make due with the old prescription the next morning and tried to back to sleep.
That didn't work, so I got up and did Flapping motion and Push-Pull. It was so hard to ground blind, but I didn't want to turn on the light and put on my glasses.
That did the trick and I went right to sleep, for 5 HOURS! so I didn't catch the train and Dad magnanimously let me use the car after he . . .
A squirrel just jumped into a trash, retrieved a bagel, and came up through a hole in the door/lid. He got half of it out and part of it stuck in the hole, which he came back to get and then jumped back in to get the other half on the bagel.
This time he opened the door from the inside to get out.
Now he's got a chicken bone.
He's made like five dives now,
This is pretty odd, I laughed out loud twice.
Well the squirrel bit is better than anything else I can say about my day.
In the words of John Hodgeman,
THAT IS ALL.