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Ten Things to Do With the West Australian in order of Fun and Utility:
1. Make a pirate hat
2. Construct a lumpy and unconvincing papier-mache sculpture (also requires chicken-wire)
3. Rub vigourously all over body for a dusky tan. For more adventurous shades, use the colour sections of the paper eg fashion, new homes etc
4. Loo paper. Soft, strong, and thoroughly absorbent!
5. Fashion disposable clothes (also requires sellotape).
6. Cut out random articles & pin to bedroom wall to cultivate the impression that you suffer from schitzophrenic delusions
7. Cut out letters to construct death threats/ransom notes
8. Use rolled up Saturday edition to knock out opponents.
9. Sell your ex in the "pets for sale" section
10. Increase you Hick Quotient (HQ) by actually reading it.
1. Make a pirate hat
2. Construct a lumpy and unconvincing papier-mache sculpture (also requires chicken-wire)
3. Rub vigourously all over body for a dusky tan. For more adventurous shades, use the colour sections of the paper eg fashion, new homes etc
4. Loo paper. Soft, strong, and thoroughly absorbent!
5. Fashion disposable clothes (also requires sellotape).
6. Cut out random articles & pin to bedroom wall to cultivate the impression that you suffer from schitzophrenic delusions
7. Cut out letters to construct death threats/ransom notes
8. Use rolled up Saturday edition to knock out opponents.
9. Sell your ex in the "pets for sale" section
10. Increase you Hick Quotient (HQ) by actually reading it.