LIMERICK-OFF!!!
baby harp seals like regular meals
they like to eat spiders and eels
they lie on their pillows
beneath the tall willows
attended by bats in high heels
as they lie under the trees
brushing crumbs off their knees
young lady felons
make hats out of melons
and nobody ever says "please"
anyone else got a surrealist limerick?
they like to eat spiders and eels
they lie on their pillows
beneath the tall willows
attended by bats in high heels
as they lie under the trees
brushing crumbs off their knees
young lady felons
make hats out of melons
and nobody ever says "please"
anyone else got a surrealist limerick?