in which our protagonists attempts to paint her newly acquired flat
i had a revelation at the gates of bunnings tonight: home improvement is the new religion. as a halo of light engulfed me i began to speak in tongues, eventually collapsing in a state of religious ecstacy somewhere between the reticulation section and the endless wall of pine railings. sunday is now bunnings day, and i willingly tithe 10% of my income to the cause. home improvement shall be my goal - and as a mere mortal and a sinner i know i shall achieve redemption through redecoration. one day my house will be perfect, an on that day my work shall be done and i shall move to a more expensive and exclusive plane, and begin again.
ani difranco is coming to perth feb 23 yays
ani difranco is coming to perth feb 23 yays